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I need to see red state. I can't watch the early stuff. Characters are hateable and the dialogue is infuriating. Old.
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Yoga Hosers is Smith making the Smith movie that everyone expected. But, it was too much Smith and it overwhelmed the populace.
The sheer audacity of that creative dump puts a smile on my face.
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Red State is watchable though."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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The only misstep was the lack of budget for the real ending."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
But, that's just it. If Smith can't catch a break, then why play into expectations that people won't let him meet? Grab that bar and drag it into the fucking dirt.
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I see where you're coming from and have no problem with lowering the bar but at least make it watchable. I've never had to split a 90 min movie up into 2 showings."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Mallrats and Dogma are pretty much the only two I'll go out of my way to watch. I like Jersey Girl, but would really only watch it again if it happened to be on and i had nothing else to do. Haven't watched Clerks or Chasing Amy since high school. Jay and Silent Bob and Clerks 2 are cringeworthy. Haven't seen any of his newer stuff because none of it sounds like something I would like. But I would totally watch Mallrats 2, even if it sucks, for nostalgia sake.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Awwws. I'm the only person who liked Clerks 2. Love Rosario sooooo much. Plus it was the first movie that Lesley and I saw together."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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And that's ok! I know most people hate Jersey Girl, but I still love it.
ETA: I think JG was one of the first movies Nathan and I saw, but I could be wrong.Last edited by Ingrid; 02-21-2017, 10:16 AM.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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It's not a bad movie. Carlin and Tyler were really good in it. Just never one I find myself wanting to watch."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Shit isn't meant to be easy to process.Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
Also, if Universal keeps it up...Mallrats 2 is never happening.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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It's just a bad movie. I don't get why you continue to go to bat for it. There are better bad movies to go to bat for haha.
It felt like a very bad fan film"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
It's not a very bad film. Lion was a very bad film that convinced a handful of people that it was better than itself.
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Fine. He set out to make a shitty movie and he accomplished that."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
As opposed to the times when he tried to do well and crapped the bed.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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