Brain Dead Radio Episode 68: "Speaking of Dick Cutting..."

[Abraham Smashington]

Rob and Ceej are back to bring you one final episode before Rob has a ball and chain surgically grafted to his leg. Rob left Ceej all alone for a week to party in a wave of piss in New Orleans. While Rob was there he was professional as fuck and made sure to name drop BDR all over the place. As this was happening Ceej was strangely calm and didn't bitch about anything. Coincidence? They discuss the horrible events that took place in Colorado and just how messed up it was. Fred Willard was busted for doing what comes natural, Rob knows someone who knows someone who was a dickcutter, and then they dive into the meat of the episode. The Gathering is happening again and Rob tries to talk Ceej into going for a kickass social experiment. They can't believe the awesome acts that are there this year, they get into the mindset of Ric Flair, and Rob wants Ceej to star in the remake of the Rodney Dangerfield classic: Ladybugs. They wrap up the show by discussing being labeled due to the music you listen to and fantasize about how the Marilyn Manson/Johnny Depp meeting took place.

[B_Metal]

ERHMAHGERD RERK AND RERL EXPERRRSSS!!!!

[B_Metal]

NoLa is a shit hole. It just is.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha indeed

[B_Metal]

I know you guys love this juggalo shit but you're losing me here. :-)

[Abraham Smashington]

it's not so much the Juggalo shit, it's the acts they got to perform. PLUS RIC FLAIR WOO

[B_Metal]

Oh yeah, losing it over Flair. Hilarious.

[Abraham Smashington]

wooo!

[B_Metal]

RICHARD CHEESE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Abraham Smashington]

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[B_Metal]

YESSSSSSSSS and now the greatest speech ever ermahgerded.

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[Abraham Smashington]

That took me a few too many words to figure out what it was. *golfclap*

[B_Metal]

[wydren]

Rob, what's up with ripping on Type O Negative?

[Abraham Smashington]

Never liked them and growing up a girl I dated was way too into them to the point of carving Peter's name into her leg. I just could never take them seriously.