Brain Dead Radio Episode 62: The Second Coming

[Abraham Smashington]

Ceej takes a break this week while Rob and Ari get together for an epic episode of epicness. Ari classes up BDR in the beginning but near the end his true colors come out. Find out who Ari’s favorite director is, what his favorite movie is, and possibly what his favorite sexual position is. Ari paints an audio picture of just how geeky he is, Rob is in awe of how crazy Ari is for dolls, and then Ari gets Rob in trouble by showing him how awesome Sideshow Collectibles are and the beauty of the flex-pay system.

Ari and Rob talk about how zen-like putting together a LEGO™ set is, they dive into what franchise is better: Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street, they possibly offend big titted FBI agents, and then they discuss how much better the F13 franchise would have been if the MPAA never existed. They bond over The Frighteners, discuss franchises that end up in space, and then chat about the good old days of hunting down movies based on the cover art alone. A line about a killer penis prompts Ari to talk about what could very well be the best movie that no one has ever seen: SHAME OF THE JUNGLE (trailer is below), they chat about Stephen Dorff and his stupid model rockets, and then they discuss just how awesome board games are, Rob shills for Beer and Board Games and Cards Against Humanity, and then they wrap up the show with a discussion on the upcoming Avengers movie and Rob still doesn’t get why Hawkeye has fans.

X-Entertainment’s Review of A Nightmare on Elm Street The Board Game

Cards Against Humanity

[Ari]

HAHA, love the artwork!

[Abraham Smashington]

Thanks! I'm partial to the kid behind Ceej that has this look of "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" on his face.

[B_Metal]

Can't stand Clint Eastwood? GTFO. I can see not liking some of his shit but not liking him at all?

It's not half a hocken worth of fail but still.......

[Abraham Smashington]

We've been over this. Not a fan of Eastwood. Nothing personal. Just not for me.

[B_Metal]

I must have blocked that failapalooza from my memory because WTF Hughes? Don't get me wrong I don't love all of his shit, but I don't love anyone's complete body of work. To each their own though, no matter how redonk.

[Abraham Smashington]

I liked Unforgiven. That's about it. He's just not an actor I go to when I want to watch something. I couldn't take him seriously in Gran Torino. I just kept hearing Batman.

[B_Metal]

Also: DOLLS!!! lulz And an action figure DATABASE ARI??!?? *facepalm*

[Abraham Smashington]

thought you'd like the dolls shoutout. hahaha.

[B_Metal]

Great ep so far. "Do you dust them?" YESSSSSSsssss Also not being able to say catalog after the first boot YESSSS.

[Timothy225]

That picture alone earns you rep, Rob. Loved this episode, even though I don't agree with ya on Eastwood.

[Abraham Smashington]

Thanks. He's just one of those actors that I didn't grow up on and who is in alot of movies in a genre that I'm just a huge fan of. However, I did remember one more flick I liked him in: In the Line of Fire. That was pretty decent.

[B_Metal]

Loving the horror flicks discussion. Also Rob was molested by a pony as a young lad so his hate of westerns is justified.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's true. I said stop but Clip Clop wouldn't....

[B_Metal]

COMING THIS SUMMER TO LIFETIME

Clip Clop Creampie. A story of innocence lost


Also loving the old video store talk, my mom and aunts worked in a video store when I was a kid and I use to rent the shit out of horror flicks, action flicks, b movies with tits, and nintendo games. Only place in town you could rent games back then.