Braindead Radio Episode 23: No Mr. Hughes. I Expect You To Die.

[Abraham Smashington]

I've seen him before. I'd kill myself if my dick was that big. But I really dug Not Quite Hollywood.

[Ed Hocken]

It is such a great documentary and it's a real shame that the Aussies do not have that kind of film culture anymore.

[Abraham Smashington]

I blame Paul Hogan.

[Nathan]

Why was John Holmes in that movie?

[Ed Hocken]

Oh yeah, speaking of Chopping Mall. New Bev just had a midnight showing of it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Did you go? That movie is pretty great haha.

[Ed Hocken]

I did not, I think I was helping out Randall with a project.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well then Randall has taken the chute all the way to the bottom.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd hold yer mud on that. Believe me

[BillyG]

I like how Rob is the bully that pulls the girl's pigtails on the playground. Rob totally wants Ed.

[Captain Russ]

To sum it up in one image:

[Abraham Smashington]

So am I the gatekeeper or the keymaster in this analogy?

[Ed Hocken]

Good question, judging by the way I'm slagged around here. I'd be the gatekeeper but I know I'd also pegged as the keymaster because of me begin a MASSIVE tool.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh stop. We give shit to those people we like. Like I said, you got massive amounts of shit this episode for giving us shit about our content output. Especially when it takes triple the time for me to edit any given episode and do all the backend stuff.

[Ed Hocken]

I know, I know

The one thing I'd point out was that the output reference was made just to BDR. Not the other shows you were doing.

Still, get ready for a voicemail from me. I know what I need to do.

Still, me trying to suckoff Nerdious? I'd rather take Ben-Gay to the genitals.