Braindead Radio Episode 20: The Roosevelt Conundrum

[Captain Russ]

Sawmill gravy is a thick gravy that sometimes is made with sausage bits & pepper. It's a whole nother level of gravy. You will also find it on chicken fried steak sans sausage. Oh & it's white to go with the whole cum theme lulz.

Around here, we just call it gravy.

All the pretenders can fuck off into a deep and fiery chasm while Bjork squawks about sweaters or some shit.

[B_Metal]

Around here, we just call it gravy.

All the pretenders can fuck off into a deep and fiery chasm while Bjork squawks about sweaters or some shit.

I can get behind that plan. Seriously.

[gravedigger]

Man, the only correct person on the last page is Nathan.

[B_Metal]

Gravedigger: haver of lying whore mouth.

[Ed Hocken]

Grave: I want your badge on my desk before your shift if over.

[V]

Damn...

And he only had two days to go until retirement.

*sax wails in background*

[Ed Hocken]

Well, he should have watched what he said. As you know being the head of Internal Affairs automatically makes me a high strung asshole. Said so in the job description.

[V]

Keep that in mind when Stuart Wilson kidnaps you in the parking lot...

[B_Metal]

Im to old for this shit.

Amirite?

[Ed Hocken]

Actually I was going to work late tonight. As you know being head of IA means I got shit on everybody.

I'm like J. Edgar Hoover but without the panties.

[B_Metal]

Come on Ed. You know you wear the panties too.

[Ed Hocken]

Nah, I need breathing room for the boys.

[B_Metal]

Thus the reason your panties are crotchless.


*vomits*

[Ari]

Whoo boy, the Roosevelt question was CJ at his most brilliant. Loved it.