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Well no shit. I'm not the fucktards who bitch and moan about the remakes not BEING LIKE THE ORIGINALS. I have the originals on DVD. All I want is for them to try something new and for me to be entertained.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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I still enjoy both Texas and F13 remakes. They are flawed, but I still dig them."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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But the problem with the NOES reboot is that it read just like the original. The only difference was the ending.Comment
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And the problem with the original is that it's not even the best one in the series."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
And, this could be a bunch of BS, according to the writers the script that most of us had read was a pretty old version."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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It makes me sad about the future of the 13 franchise. I wanted to see THAT Jason again.
I'm still incredibly skeptical about the Nightmare one. Hope it's good, but all signs point to Mr. Derp territory.
ETA: The first NOES still has the best kill. Ever.Me quick one want slowComment
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Originally posted by Russ View Post
Agreed on both counts. Hence why we're checking out a matinee. That way I can either bitch and moan about it or fellate it on the next podcast since I know Ceej won't bother seeing it."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Kill for kill, I actually prefer NOES 3. Pretty good kills in that one (let's get high, the gamemaster, the tv, etc.).Originally posted by Russ View Post- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Blood volcano beats everything.
Except Breckin Meyer. His NES-dad beats him.Me quick one want slowComment
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Originally posted by Howard View Post
THAT.
But the Depp kill in the first one is pretty fucking amazing."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Undoubtedly (in regards to Depp Blood Volcano). Matter of fact, that was when I got rid of my waterbed.
Still, 3 was when the kills became more visceral commentaries on society. They will always rule in my book (with the exception of the aforementioned Deep Blood Volcano).- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Yep. I just hope this does some decent numbers so we may get a fucking sequel. Also, give it to Chris Cunningham. That would be AMAZING."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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...the 13 remake did solid numbers...
Me quick one want slowComment
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Nerdious I swear I will fucking reach through the internet and murder you if you say one more word about the NOES remake! That was almost a spoiler you bastard! SPOILER!!!
Also, I had a great time watching Kick-Ass. Enjoyed its version of "reality" much more than Watchmen's wire-fu, slo-mo, plastic armor, and no one aging noticably over the course of like 4 decades bullshit.Comment
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Thinking Randall needs to take a hit from the pipe.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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