Braindead Radio Episode 18: Let Me Clear My Throat

[Abraham Smashington]

easily

[BillyG]

Seagal takes a swipe with his chef knife, Vin snatches his ponytail and slams his face into the counter, then jams the knife into his spine at the neck, then takes the scalp.

[V]

Fuckers... I'm laughing so hard, Bucky ran under the couch and has not come out.

[Ed Hocken]

Only reason Seagal even had a career was that he was Michael Ovitz's Akido coach. And Ovitz did it just to see if he could make a career out of nothing.

[BillyG]

"Shhhh I find you funny"

Holy shit I pissed myself. My secretary just poked her head in here and asked what was so funny.

[V]

"Shhhh I find you funny"

Holy shit I pissed myself. My secretary just poked her head in here and asked what was so funny.

I lost my shit at that part as well...

[Abraham Smashington]

Awesome. Best part? I have no idea what you're talking about haha.

[BillyG]

Awesome. Best part? I have no idea what you're talking about haha.

Vin standing over Ceej as Sam Fisher in the middle of the night.

Make B_metal watch THE CREEK.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ah yeah. When we stopped recording we just kept going on and on about V as Sam Fisher just randomly fucking shit up in all sorts of different professions. My favorite was V as Sam doing clerical work at a nonprofit organization.

[V]

Fuckers!

Lost my shit again...

The laughter is making my cat afraid.

[Abraham Smashington]

"Hey who didn't refill the coffee pot?"

"Sorry Vin, I for..."

*snaps neck*"

[Martin]

I believe Matt or someone was the one that said it. Can't remember who it was exactly, but it's pretty spot on.

That was me!

By the way, is CJ on the boards?

And did you miss George Fuckin Carlin, or did I miss it?

[Abraham Smashington]

And I think we totally skipped over Carlin in our discussion. Also, if this is your first time listening, somethings to keep in mind:

1. I'm drunk...every episode. Sometimes just buzzed, sometimes HAMMERED
B. Ceej is a lazy panda.
5. We do a stream of consciousness type of show. We bring things up only to skip over them because we thought of something else.
Z. We always make fun of Hocken. But in a friendly way (hopefully, it's never supposed to be malicious)

Yep, we missed it. Ceej is on the boards but cannot post from work so he's hardly on, and I'll try and give you credit on the next episode.

[Martin]

YOU BETTER!!!!!! (I kid!)

[Ed Hocken]

Carlin was missed, as for other comedians. Robert Klein is another great classic comedian. My mom loves the hell out of him.

Also, thoughts on Dmetri Martin? To me, he's basically taking Stephen Wright's bit with a hipster haircut.