Braindead Radio Episode 15: Hockendammit!!

[nerdious dorkus]

Also, I like my burgers to just be meat and cheese.

[B_Metal]

http://wcbstv.com/cbsnational/econom....2.870331.html

[nerdious dorkus]

HEY LOOK GUISE! MAKE 17 MEALS WITH $26.

[Abraham Smashington]

I had to use as much food already in my pantry as possible. (Which accounted for a lot, and saved me mad dough in the long run.

FAIL. But keep trying.

[nerdious dorkus]

If you cook, is it that rare to have supplies in your pantry?

Especially with a lot of these ingredients:

SHOPPING LIST
(* means I already had it in my pantry or fridge)

1 7-lb Oven Stuffer Roaster chicken: $6.92
1 lb thick carrots: $0.67
1-1/2 lbs red or Yukon gold potatoes: $1.42
2 lemons: $0.80
*1 or 2 tablespoons salt: $0.04
*3 teaspoons olive oil: $0.11
*2 tablespoons toasted sesame oil: $0.36
*2 tablespoons vegetable oil: $0.18
*2-1/2 medium onions: $0.30
*9 garlic cloves: $0.30
*2-1/2 teaspoons ground cumin: $0.05
*1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon: $0.01
*1/2 teaspoon dried oregano or Italian seasoning: $0.02
*Pinch ground cloves: $0.01
*1 teaspoon crushed red pepper: $0.05
*1/2 to 1 tablespoon curry powder: $0.07
*1 cup bottled salsa: $0.99
*1/3 cup golden raisins: $0.79
*1/4 cup raisins: $0.42
*1/4 cup slivered almonds: $0.73
1/4 cup dry-roasted peanuts: $0.35
1 large bunch fresh cilantro: $0.99
*1 14-oz can black beans: $0.67
1 can large white beans: $1.39
*1 (15-ounce) can chickpeas: $0.67
*1-2/3 cup uncooked brown rice: $0.95
1 seeded jalapeño pepper: $0.25
1 cucumber: $0.80
6 scallions: $0.67
2 tablespoons fresh grated ginger: $0.32
1 can (4-ounce) chopped green chilies: $1.49
*2 cups chicken broth: $0.60
*1 pound spaghetti or Chinese egg noodles: $0.80
1/2 cup smooth peanut butter: $0.21
*1/4 cup soy sauce: $0.38
*2 tablespoons dark brown sugar: $0.06
*1 tablespoon rice vinegar: $0.24
*1/2 cup plain whole-milk yogurt (we used low-fat, and it was okay): $0.28
*1/2 cup grated low-fat Monterey Jack or white cheddar cheese: $0.50
TOTAL: $25.86

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Good episode. Leon Black sounds better in person...

[B_Metal]

FAIL. But stop trying.

THIS

[V]

Concur'd, along with what Ed was saying. You could purchase a cheap full FRESH chicken and make a week's lunch on that or you could be LAZY and just do the $1 McChickens. It all boils down to if you're willing to put in the leg work.

It would cost me 7-8 bucks to make 8 burgers and that's with ingredients left over. Same thing as eating 8x $1 McDouble.

You get more food per pound/ per $ at fast food places then you would getting groceries. Fact.

Don't believe that? But all of the things you need to make 8 hamburgers. Why 8 you ask? Because buns come in 8's. Then go buy 8 hamburgers. Match the prices up and THEN come tell me eating out isn't cheaper.

FAIL. But keep trying.

Cook them yourself. You build character, and the food you prepare is made with love!

The underpaid, functionally retarded grill master at Chez Mac is not making your Happy Meal with love...

He's having coniptions trying to keep his dick out of the mayonaise jar!

[B_Metal]

Oh I do, but Nerdious is trying to say it's CHEAPER to cook yourself when it's just not. But yeah, cooking your food yourself is actually kind of therapeutic. I love cooking.

[Abraham Smashington]

Exactly.

[gravedigger]

Congratulations on Lesley becoming a sugar mama, Rob. that is dope.

[Abraham Smashington]

"Money money money, money money. Money money"

[nerdious dorkus]

I expect to receive a message telling me you guys are moving out here.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shit, if and when this happens that's the first thing we want to do.

[Ed Hocken]

And if that happens, you get your ass down here to LA good sir.