Braindead Radio Episode 8: How Dr. Ham Destroyed Christmas

[Abraham Smashington]

It's almost Christmas and we all know what that means: abortions, Funny People, trying to get laid when living with parental units, swankass garage lofts, being one wife away from hoarding trash, using your vacation days berating poor people, ass worms and the fat man himself. We chat about Mass Effect in anticipation for the sequel (spoilers around 59:40) and Ceej talks Rob into buying Dragon Age. Then VOICEMAIL!

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, this is one of the few "sober" episodes I've done. Does it make a difference? Who knows. It was weird to be face to face to Ceej as we did this one.

[Abraham Smashington]

Shit, I accidentally uploaded the wrong version of this episode. I'm currently fixing the problem. If you downloaded this before 9 pm on 12-20-09, please redownload after 9pm.

[Ed Hocken]

Dude, P.F. Changs? Oh my christ, that was asking for it.

[Phat Dizaztr]

LuLz to the opening alone! "STOP, to the abortions!" How do I get a BDR uniform? Do I need to play just the tip?

We need to get Ari and Ceej together and do a voice off. Ari does at least 10 voices. If nothing else it might make for a fun conversation. Maybe we can set this up over a video chat.

[Abraham Smashington]

Dude, P.F. Changs? Oh my christ, that was asking for it.

We wanted some chinese food and all the places around us kinda suck. Also, we didn't want to go out. And when a robust fellow recommends a restaurant, you'd think it'd be tasty. It was not. I hate Ceej.

[Phat Dizaztr]

LuLz Pandalove the Chinese, don't hate. But they do have some shitty food. Their potstickers are alright.

[Ed Hocken]

We wanted some chinese food and all the places around us kinda suck. Also, we didn't want to go out. And when a robust fellow recommends a restaurant, you'd think it'd be tasty. It was not. I hate Ceej.

When South Park depicts a chain restaurant, you know you're in for some shit.

Except for Chipotle, that place is alright.

As for that kind of chinese, you might as well have gone to Panda Express.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah yeah. I fucking hate "candy chinese". Ceej said this was not that. Bullshit. This was no better than panda express or shit like that. Ugh.

[Ed Hocken]

Should have asked us Rob. I've eaten PF Changs once, and that was six years ago.

[Abraham Smashington]

If someone (cough cough Howard) could post the banner/description/link over at the other place that would be the bee's knees. Thanks in advance!

[Ed Hocken]

I enjoyed how I was supposed to be the guy carving the BDR logo into his body. All the while talking like a mild-mannered 1950s guy.

Still, the man of hour is without out a doubt, the king of the jews.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. The awkwardness emanating from Ceej involving anything Ari this episode was hilarious.

[Ed Hocken]

Also, are we to assume that Alvane is the South African equivalent to Ari?

[Abraham Smashington]

It's Alwyn. And not really. Ceej's brain was just fucked this episode.