Braindead Radio Episode 6: Carrot Sticks and Public Bathrooms

[nerdious dorkus]

And a dash of Chipotlaway.

[Ed Hocken]

Bleach did the job.

And then you were stuck with acid washed fat pants.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha, pretty much. I only have one pair left that I refuse to get rid of. I don't wear them anymore, but I still fucking love them.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm still trying to figure out what fat pants are? Are they the pants with the huge leg holes at the bottom? Like bell bottoms but expanded to the nth degree?

I do remember seeing such stuff at the Industrial clubs. Not me, it was either bondage pants or the skinny jeans.

[nerdious dorkus]

Have you tried Google?

[Ed Hocken]

Have you tried Google?

If by Google, you mean Wikipedia. But son of a bitch I was right.

[Howard]

I'm still trying to figure out what fat pants are? Are they the pants with the huge leg holes at the bottom? Like bell bottoms but expanded to the nth degree?

Ed, come on. Surely you've come across this reference before.

[Ed Hocken]

I was just making sure. I never wore such things.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm still trying to figure out what fat pants are? Are they the pants with the huge leg holes at the bottom? Like bell bottoms but expanded to the nth degree?

Here's the pair I have left. But this wasn't even my biggest pair.



And here's a comparison with a pair of normal jeans.

[Nathan]

Good lord. Friends of mine had those back in the day.

[Ed Hocken]

Nathan, you're not referring to yourself and then covering it up by saying "A friend had them" are you?

Look at fat pants, I have to ask. Why didn't you bastards just wear a skirt or kilt?

[nerdious dorkus]

I remember when I wore "fat pants". Ridiculous. I looked even smaller than I was. It was like I was a baby.

[Ed Hocken]

Don't tell me, you kept falling over like Maggie Simpson? Oh snap!

[Abraham Smashington]

Look at fat pants, I have to ask. Why didn't you bastards just wear a skirt or kilt?

I have a kilt and I used to rock whatever was comfortable.

[Ed Hocken]

I just wore cargo pants back in the day.