New episode

[Abraham Smashington]

haha, nope. I hope it'll make you laugh or at least snicker. Also, Ceej and I really enjoyed your calls.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd say either would be fantastic.

[Martin]

That's cool. Well I'll drop some mores from time to time.

[V]

Does Martin have an accent like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMV2h...layer_embedded

[Martin]

I hope I had.

[Ed Hocken]

Damn, I want Martin to call in on my show.

[V]

I'm tempted to call him just to hear him talk, and then I can hit him with my JCVD accent.

[Martin]

To impersonate properly JCVD, you have to be a lunatic. Ever heard a French interview he gives? It's better than any of his movies. Easily one of the funniest thing ever.

[Nathan]

Does Martin have an accent like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMV2h...layer_embedded

Holy shit that made me laugh. 'Preciate it. Mood is for shits today.

[Martin]

I actually sound like this

[V]

"True purrs!"

"The wore is cancelled. We canal go horm!"

I've been watching that all day, and I'm still in tears.

[Ed Hocken]

Damn, so much for my idea that Martin actually sounded like John Candy.

[Martin]

Some great shit Van Damme said (in French)

I am fascinated by air. If we eliminated it from the sky, birds would fall down... And planes too... And besides, you can't touch air.. It exists and doesn't exist.. It feeds mankind even if not hungry.. it's magic.. Air is beautiful but at the same time you can't see it, it's soft and you can't touch it.. Air is much like my brain.


I love peanuts. You drink a beer and then you get tired of the taste. So you eat peanuts. Peanuts are sweet and salted, strong and tender, like a woman. Eating peanuts is a really strong feeling. And then you feel like drinking more beer. Peanuts are the perpetual movement at mankind's reach.


I believe in the moment. If there's no moment, at this moment, you have to get to this moment, at the moment you want.


And my favorite:

If you invite people who share the same blood type to a party but you don't tell them, they'll talk about something else.

[Nathan]

I deers like piss.

[Ed Hocken]

It's offical, Belgium is a land of crazies and nutbags.