GIVE US SHIT TO TALK ABOUT!

[Captain Russ]

That's what I meant.

Don't you tell me to hold shit, devil woman.

[Abraham Smashington]

opening up questions for an upcoming episode. Bring some goods like you fucks did in the Anderson questions thread.

[Captain Russ]

Best degenerate and why: Farthammer, Milfhunter or the giggling Bangbus dudes?

You are stuck on a boat with the Wayans brothers of White Chicks infamy. Who do you throw overboard? You can only throw one, otherwise a ragedrunk Terry Crews will pec-crush your skull.

Better black hero: Meteor Man or Blankman?

[Nathan]

Speaking of Overboard, do you think Kurt Russell's mullett became the Oberfuhrer of Elk Snout?

[Abraham Smashington]

NEED MOAR QUESTIONS. We're doing a new BDR tonight. No questions means Ceej will just talk about sandwiches all episode.

[Anderson]

1) So Ceej does the Book on Tape angle, I can respect that. Does he ever suffer from cognitive dissonance when he hears Charles Widmore reading the Harry Potter books or other narrators?

2) How did Rerb first meet Lesel? Everyone gets a codename now.

3) I started reworking Streets Callin 2: Thug Harder. Where would you like to see it go? Also, I've added a Jar Jar Binks style character that will require some technical know-how. You can't change the character's name, but you now have the chance to offer up a catchphrase. What will that catchphrase be?

[Abraham Smashington]

thanks man

[Anderson]

thanks man

No problem. I missed the last half of the Podcast due to the power cutting out, so I'm not sure if I missed anything else.

[Captain Russ]

Most underrated Christopher Lambert film: Fortress or that one where he tracked down a serial killer ala SevSevenen (Resurrection) or Mean Guns?

If you were in Lord Humungous' entourage, what would your post-apocalyptic call-sign be, what over the top leather daddy bullshit would you wear into battle, and what would you drive?

Cake or pie?

Have you ever caught yourself beating your chest like McConaughey, humming like some indian brave going on a vision quest, only to realize you haven't even left the couch in eight hours?

Best part of waking up?

[Matt]

What shitty 90s bands did you used to listen to?
What movies have you killed (seen too many times) that you can't bear to watch any longer?
Tastes great or less filling?

[Abraham Smashington]

great questions guys. The 90's music stuff was talked about in ep 88 from last week for the most part. But I'm sure we could mine that some more. It is our favorite decade after all.

[Anderson]

great questions guys. The 90's music stuff was talked about in ep 88 from last week for the most part. But I'm sure we could mine that some more. It is our favorite decade after all.

Speaking of the 1990s, do you agree that times of economic prosperity create a drain on the Arts? Basically, you can be happy and well-paid, but your pop culture suck ass?

[Captain Russ]

Without some sort of socio-economic strife there's always going to be a creative drought.

Most abused confection of the Clinton years: Warheads, Squeeze-its, Bubble Tape, Ring Pops, or Pop Rocks?

[Matt]

Regarding Zoe Saldana: We've seen her in her natural color skin, in blue skin (AVATAR), and in green skin (GOTG). What color suits her best? What color do you want to see her in next? What color(s) would not suit her?

[Anderson]

If there was a lab accident and the two of you were fused together, who would be on wiping duty?

On that same tip, which side of the Ceej/Rerb two-headed monster would you like to be on?

Also, if someone were to surgically correct this unholy abomination after a few years, would you be wistful about losing the time you spent as this new creature?