GIVE US SHIT TO TALK ABOUT!

[Captain Russ]

Better war-flair to wear into battle: Ultimate Warrior make-up and bicep streamers or Gambit trench coat and head-condom or Ric Flair feathered and glittered coat?

[Captain Russ]

Worse smell: brussel sprouts or dead homeless man?

[Captain Russ]

Better hair metal band: Motley Crue, Poison or Skid Row?

Best album by said hair metal band and why (Better cover? Stand-out tracks?)

[Anderson]

If Ceej was dying, would you?

a) put him down Old Yeller Style
b) put him down One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest style
c) finally confess the love that dares not speak its name?

[Anderson]

Lesley appears to be shrinking, while Ceej is appearing more youthful. The work of Satan or a vengeful gypsy?

[Anderson]

If you had to remake a movie, what would you remake?

Also, when we going to do another Anderson Tapes?

[Captain Russ]

Episode 2 of The Anderson Tapes is this decade's Chinese Democracy.

[Anderson]

Episode 2 of The Anderson Tapes is this decade's Chinese Democracy.

No fucking shit.

[Matt]

More fleshlight escapades.

[Abraham Smashington]

Episode 2 of The Anderson Tapes is this decade's Chinese Democracy.

which means it's better in theory than in practice.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yes, have you ever tried a KFC Double Down?

If so, then how do you live now that your kidneys have stopped functioning?

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?...1&l=bef580002e

That's old hat.

[Anderson]

which means it's better in theory than in practice.

I'm offended.

[Abraham Smashington]

I wish that were true as that would be a first I would think.

[Anderson]

I wish that were true as that would be a first I would think.

Slightly true, slightly having fun.

[BillyG]

Worse smell: brussel sprouts or dead homeless man?

Hold the fuck up, some fresh roasted brussel sprouts smell great. Especially with a bit of blue cheese tossed in. Now, nuked sprouts? Yes, that's fetid asshole but still deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious.