Braindead Radio Episode 1: No Hidden Meanings

[Lesley]

So CJ doesn't appear to be doing his share eh? Perhaps, someone else could take the reins as it were? *strokes chin* wonder who could that be? Hmmm....

Yes, Hocken, it would be me and Ari.

[Howard]

Yes, Hocken, it would be me and Ari.

I'd listen to that! Also, ZING!!

[B_Metal]

Yes, Hocken, it would be me and Ari.

Hahaha Hocken denied again.

[Anderson]

Pull Ceej in on the next episode, Rob. He killed your flow. In China...that would equal one dead panda.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm trying man.

[Anderson]

Here's a topic for you next episode: Ozploitation.

I want to hear Ceej try to comprehend Mad Max and The Cars That Ate Paris.

[Ed Hocken]

Hahaha Hocken denied again.

Not so, that means I'm third in line. Speaker of the House, baby.

[Nathan]

I think the 2 hour show recorded right before this one may be the culprit. Too much content at once perhaps?

[Ari]

The Lesley and Ari Show.

What the fuck would we talk about? How about I blab on about toys for 45 minutes while you watch Grey's Anatomy and just occasionally make a random comment about the show.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd still call in, but I would be "Heyyy Lesly and Ari..."

[Howard]

Wouldn't that fall into the category of brain dead (watching Grey's Anatomy)?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd listen.

"He-man is a great hero for kids to look up to. And the new figures coming out capture that feeling perfectly."

"Is He-Man like McDreamy or McSteamy?"

"I don't know how to answer that question..."

[Lesley]

The Lesley and Ari Show.

What the fuck would we talk about? How about I blab on about toys for 45 minutes while you watch Grey's Anatomy and just occasionally make a random comment about the show.

That's what I do now when Rob and CJ do their podcast. Ha! We can talk about how Nerdious doesn't open any movies or video games.

[Nathan]

"I don't know how to answer that question..."

Don't kid yourself. He knows exactly how to answer that question.

[Anderson]

I'd listen.

"He-man is a great hero for kids to look up to. And the new figures coming out capture that feeling perfectly."

"Is He-Man like McDreamy or McSteamy?"

"I don't know how to answer that question..."

There was a comic podcast like that about a married couple from Oklahoma. It was the most painful thing to listen to because the wife really wanted to have an opinion on anything.


Husband: "Did you see the new Justice League Unlimited?"

Wife: "You made me watch it."

Husband: "Did you like it?"

Wife: "Yeah. That Circe is a lot like Karen from Will and Grace. I love me some Will and Grace. Did you know what Colin (their son) did today. We were at the grocery and he saw a Hawkman figure. He started kicking and screaming for it. I wanted to call you to see if you hadn't already got it for him. But, there were so many people. Then, I saw Helen by the U-Scan and I said to Helen.

Husband: "Did you like the episode?"

Wife: "No. But, I found mallomars at the grocery. I didn't even know they made those anymore. They are so good. I remember having them in Girl Scouts."

This lasts for an entire podcast. He never finds out about the JLU episode.