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1968 Tunnel Rats: A game by UWE BOLL
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That was the most generic piece of shit I've ever seen. What the fuck was the shit that "no one could have prepared your for"? An exploding copter? Really?
"Hey Sgt. Hershel, you ready to fight in a tunnel?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"You ready to fight in the jungle?"
"Um, well, sure."
"You ready to fight in the jungle while standing above a tunnel with a helicopter going boom-boom 10 feet away from you!?!?!?"
"FUCK MY ZIPPER PANTS!!! NO ONE SAID NOTHING 'BOUT NO 'SPLODING COPTERS TO ME!!!!!!!"
"Bitch, you just got Bolled."Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Maybe the helicopter made the tunnels!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Ohhh, I get it now. You died in a tunnel, and were resurrected as a helicopter. Not just a helicopter, but a HELLicopter!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Well, if you die and come back as a helicopter I'd say this game may be it.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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