Red Ring of Epic Sadness

[gravedigger]

Ohhh, motherfucker.

Well, it turns out I did get the same system back now that I've compared serial numbers. But now there's a new problem, one that I haven't heard of before- the center light (the little power symbol) now starts flashing and the game abruptly dumps to the dashboard and the disc tray starts opening and closing.

These fucking machines. I swear to god.

[Abraham Smashington]

Your place is haunted. Seek a medium now.

[gravedigger]

"Amanda" tried her best to troubleshoot the problem but I'll be sending this piece of shit back to Texas this week. I asked if there was any way M$ could just send me money to buy a new machine since I have absolutely no faith in the awful service center. She did a good job of being understanding, I'll give her that much.

I tried putting a few games in the machine and it only happened with The Beatles. I can't imagine it's something with that game specifically but who knows.

My wife is ready to just buy me another PS3 to put in my game room to replace the 360. If I didn't have so much money invested in games and Rock Band DLC, I'd probably do it.

[gravedigger]

Man, look at all my posts on this page. HOCKEN'D.

[gravedigger]

What's it mean when your replacement system ships from Memphis, TN? That ain't where the service center be!

[Abraham Smashington]

You're gonna get a sweet new crocodile! WOOT!

[B_Metal]

What's it mean when your replacement system ships from Memphis, TN? That ain't where the service center be!

You're getting a free redneck with your box?

[Shit Dickface]

"AH'M YER NEW CONTROLLER!"

[B_Metal]

"AH'M YER NEW CONTROLLER!"

[Ed Hocken]

*Applauds*

[gravedigger]

UPS is holding my eggbox hostage until Monday. A-holes.