Something happened to me...I have no desire to play my consoles

[Nathan]

See. Blurred for your protection.

[Captain Russ]

When did Bale sign on to Machinist 2: Reznik Boogaloo?

All in jest, of course.

[Nathan]

You haven't seen The Machinist?

It's the flick Christian Bale made right before Batman Begins. It's a decent little flick, and he is fucking creepy in it.

Very very creepy. Found it hard to believe what's-her-name's character would sleep with him in that movie. It was revolting.

[Captain Russ]

Jennifer Jason Leigh would sleep with an organic game-system, why not an anorexic with a guilty conscience?

[Nathan]

I just repped you, you bastard. How am I supposed to do it again? You will cease with the funny this instant!

[Abraham Smashington]

Jennifer Jason Leigh would sleep with an organic game-system, why not an anorexic with a guilty conscience?

All it takes to sleep with her is some smooth moves and stylin' clothes...

Just ask this guy:

[Captain Russ]

And tickets to Cheap Trick.