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  • #121
    Picked the game up on the way home.

    At the store.

    Me: "I'm here to pick up my prepaid game, GOWIII.
    Clerk gets my info, looks it up, grabs game and then asks me: You do know this is rated M."
    Me: "Rated M? Mercy. I don't think I can handle blood and violence."
    Clerk looks stunned.
    Me: "First, if the game showed me tits, ass, pussy or dick I could care less. Hell, show me tentacle rape. I already know what's in the game. I pre-ordered it. Second, if your company was really concerned with how people were concerned about ratings then you would have asked me BEFORE I bought the game. Now please give me the game I've already paid for."
    Clerk - hands me the game in silence.
    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #122
      HAHAHAHAHA, he thought you were buying it for a child.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #123
        My second point still stands. Also, thanks for making me feel old.
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #124
          Howard bought GoW3 for his nieces!

          And yes, this game is incredible. Fuck Poseidon in his ass, bitch ass motherfucker! And holy shit, is this game pretty. I remember being floored by the first Ghost Recon on 360, but since then I don't think any game has been just "omgwtf graphics" but GOW3...stunning.

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          • #125
            Sigh. Clerk was hot too (and not that much younger than me..probably 30). If he was gay, I probably killed any chance to hook up.
            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #126
              Originally posted by Howard View Post
              Sigh. Clerk was hot too (and not that much younger than me..probably 30). If he was gay, I probably killed any chance to hook up.

              There's always roofies and force.
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              • #127
                I like that you scolded the clerk as well.

                GET OFF MY LAWN.

                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #128
                  Damnit. I'm not that old. Plus I was trying to be halfway decent.

                  Oh and Kael? Always a viable option.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #129
                    I <3 you Howard. Just messing around. You look no older than 45.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #130
                      *grumbles under breathe* Damn whippersnappers.
                      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #131
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #132
                          Maybe the clerk thought your were so old that you didn't understand game tapes aren't just for the little kids anymore.

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                          • #133
                            He was just making sure you could read the big fat M without your seeing-eye dog.

                            Also, you fucking assholes are going to make me buy this when I probably shouldn't.
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                            • #134
                              *glares*
                              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • #135
                                haha see he can't tell who I am

                                (also, you played it yet? Is it awesome or awesome?)
                                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                                ~                                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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