God Of War 3

[Abraham Smashington]

haha. That stand is great.

[BillyG]

Aphrodite tastes like a peach.

[Fil]

"I could eat a peach for hours."

[Captain Russ]

*dove flies out of John Travolta*

[B_Metal]

*dove flies out of John Travolta's ass*

Russ, they were talking about Face Off not Tuesday night.

[BillyG]

Wow, what a shitty ending. This summer Kratos IS Max Payne! And I hope you all liked Return of the King, because whoaboy, there's a LOT of endings in this game. I thought I would be finished over an hour again.

Oh, and when it tells you to just keep hitting O, you can stop pretty quick. I hit it for like 5 minutes waiting on something to happen. Stop once you get the trophy.

Good game, really good, but not great. It never comes close to matching the epic feeling of the first hour. And the long as fuck puzzle/labyrinth section can fuck itself. As well as the fly up/down the chain. Cool the first 17 times, but then it become tedious.

[Abraham Smashington]

:0

[BillyG]

:0

It's still a good game Rob, perk up lil buddy. But it definitely has issues.

[Fil]

Oh, and when it tells you to just keep hitting O, you can stop pretty quick. I hit it for like 5 minutes waiting on something to happen. Stop once you get the trophy.

Bah, don't tell them that! I wanted Rob to keep pushing it till his PS3 exploded.

I didn't push it for that long but I did keep going for a minute or so after I got the trophy. Then it dawned on me that it would keep going till I stopped.

[BillyG]

I didn't want his PS3 to explode and a shard of the disc slicing his throat and then Leslie hating me.

[Abraham Smashington]

My buddy Troy just told me about this little trick:

"I don't know if you know this but if you flip the power switch off, then hold the eject button down and turn the power back on while holding it. It will blow all that shit inside out. Do or every couple of days or so. I don't know why they make this shit so difficult."

Granted I'm sure that's somewhere in the PS3 manual, but it worked.

[Abraham Smashington]

Currently stuck at Hades. Fucker keeps kicking my ass. I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the fact that I haven't yet raised my health bar?

[BillyG]

I don't think I had raised my bar by time I met Hades. It's really obvious to get all the bumps to your various bars. The hidden shit is really the treasures.

And Hades? Man, you are in for a world of pain! Just wait.

[B_Metal]

Billy's saying that you play like a girl Rob. Smite him, smite him with Panda hugs.

[Abraham Smashington]

Put some more time into this over the weekend. Just flew up through the chain of balance or whatever. And just fucking rocked Hermes.