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  • Bayonetta

    http://kotaku.com/390940/bayonetta-s...?autoplay=true

    Sold.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    Re: Bayonetta

    Pretty cool. Hopefully the actual gameplay is decent.

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    • #3
      Re: Bayonetta

      YES, that trailer looked bad ass!
      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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      • #4
        Tried the demo. Fuck this game.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rob View Post
          Tried the demo. Fuck this game.
          The times, they are a changin' *Harmonica solo*
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #6
            Yeah, it's really not that mindblowing. I keep trying to decide whether or not it's awesome, and that's not a good thing.
            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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            • #7
              And yet the reviews are through the roof for it being awesome. Maybe the demo just sucks, but I had no fun with it at all. Granted, I wasn't a fan of DMC either.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rob View Post
                And yet the reviews are through the roof for it being awesome. Maybe the demo just sucks, but I had no fun with it at all. Granted, I wasn't a fan of fun either.
                Fixed.
                The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                • #9
                  haha. Did you dig on it?
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #10
                    No. Hahaha. I don't really care for action games. I'm a fun meh'er.
                    The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                    • #11
                      Bitch looks like Sarah Palin. No one wants Sarah Palin to kick ass.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #12
                        not gonna lie I touched myself a couple times while playing the demo
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                        ~
                        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                        • #13
                          I should clarify I was punching myself in the face
                          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                          ~
                          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                          • #14
                            Combat is fluid, the Joe Pesci sidekick is grating after the initial meeting.

                            The Mike "Daywalker" Tyson dude is cool.

                            Bayonetta is a Rob Liefeld drawing come to life. I love this game.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #15
                              This is what Devil May Cry wanted to be, but had Elton John's poolboy as the protagonist so it never had a fucking chance.

                              Anyway, this will be destroyed as soon as Darksiders wraps up/I don't drink away the BCS loss tonight.
                              Me quick one want slow

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