Fight Night 4....with Mike Tyson?!?

[Abraham Smashington]

I hated the demo thanks to the fact that it was sticks only.


I'm the weak pussy that likes the combo of the sticks and the facebuttons.

[Nathan]

Didn't really get to play it yet. Review forthcoming.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://www.joystiq.com/2009/06/28/fi...pping-via-dlc/

Fuck that. Not buying this until button mapping is an option. Fuck you EA.

[gravedigger]

Haha, and since it's EA you know they'll be charging for the controller configuration DLC.

[Nathan]

Having trouble with the controls. It is all about head movement and counter-punching.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

So I can't use config 3 on this one? Won't buy it/try it until I can. I'm fucking upset now...

[Abraham Smashington]

No buttons at all.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

FTP...or in the words of G. Lo, FUCK THOSE PUTOS....

[Captain Russ]

Rundown of how the game went yesterday:

PUNCH THE AIDS OUT OF TOMMY MORRISON.

YAWN.

JAB.

BLOCK.

*DISMISSIVE WANKING MOTION*

GO TO DASHBOARD, DO NOT COLLECT $200.

[Nathan]

I'm torn about this game. Can't wrap my head around it.

[Captain Russ]

It had potential, but EA took that potential and took a nice fiber-enriched shit upon it. If they had just done what they usually do (update rosters and graphics and leave everything alone) it would be a contender for greatest boxing game of all time.

The frustration level is at its apex whenever you attempt to do the training mini-games. A game shouldn't be this shitty, especially with all the money they dropped into it.

But come the fuck on. I want to enjoy the game I pay for, not yell obscenities at the screen every time the looser-than-Christy Canyon controls do not correlate with what is happening in the game. It is truly a mess. Not even a Foxy Boxing DLC can save this dreck. What a bunch of shitasses.

[Nathan]

The training games are fucking impossible. The revamped TPC pisses me off. I end up hooking to the body all the time.

[Abraham Smashington]

September is when I can play this with buttons. I'm gonna pass. Fuck you EA.

"We strongly believe that the refined Total Punch Control is the most intuitive way to throw punches in Fight Night Round 4," the game's senior producer, Dean Richards, said in a press release, "But we also want fans of the franchise to have an option."

Hey Dean, YOU'RE A FUCKWAD. How about you let me decide what I think is the most intuitive way to play a game?

[Nathan]

Perhaps you should fight him?

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously. They lost a sale. There are way too many good games coming out in the Sept - Dec time frame. I refuse to buy this one.