Video Game Levels You Never Want to Replay

[Abraham Smashington]

So many levels in so many games that make me never want to pick them back up to replay them.

Examples:

The Star Destroyer battle in The Force Unleashed. Should have been awesome, but instead was finicky and shitty and arghghhghg.

The goddman jeep level in Uncharted 4. FUCK YOU.

The stupid cow herding bullshit in RDR.

That fucking RC plane level in San Andreas wiht David Cross. Fuck that shit. Never beat the game because I just gave up during that fucking level.

[BillyG]

RC plane was the worst shit ever.

Mega Man 2. All of it. I loved it as a kid, and it's possibly peak Mega Man, but it's a huge goddamn pain in the ass.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm glad someone else hated the RC plane shit. There has been so many times I bring that up and it gets dismissed that I just suck at gaming. FUCK YOU THAT LEVEL SUCKS.

I don't think I've played Mega Man 2 in a long ass time. I don't remember it being too hard if you beat the levels in the correct order.

[BillyG]

The bosses aren't that difficult, but the level design is fucking infuriating.

[Abraham Smashington]

Final Fantasy 10 - Lightning Plains was a pain in the ass too. Just thinking about going through that again pisses me off.

[Trejo]

Any vehicle part of Battletoads.
Any vehicle part of Arkham Knight.
Anything timed.
Blight town.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking Arkham Knight. What a shitty ending to a decent series.

[Captain Russ]

LOL

I was gifted that game a month or so before street date and I left it in my glovebox for a year.

On topic: underwater levels in side scrollers. Any of them. Ever.

Escort missions with inept or injured NPCs.

[BillyG]

TMNT dam/bomb level.

Hellfire Peninsula. If I was to make a new WoW character I would never consider stepping foot there to level.

Blight Town - Everyone said that was the worst shit ever and somehow it was the easiest section of any Souls game for me. I got in, found the boss quickly, beat it in like 3 attempts, and never went back.

[Captain Russ]

With a stable framerate, Blight Town isn't too bad. It's actually quite fun cheesing some of the mobs off the edge when you're familiar with the layout of the place. That said, the toxic water thing there and in DS3 are a chore more for the slowed pace of your character than anything else.

Hellfire Peninsula as well as Shadowmoon Valley were literally worse than Hitler.

[BillyG]

SMV at least had to cool hand of Gul'dan quest that ended with a dope weapon but the whole rest of the zone is lung cancer. PICK THOSE TUBERS THAT ONLY SPAWN ONCE EVERY 5 MINUTES AND THERES A BILLION SCORPION LOOKING THINGS TO FUCK YOU UP ENJOY

[Trejo]

With a stable framerate

Playing this game on ps3 is a fucking nightmare, I swear I get 1-2 FPS the whole zone and on the boss. I have a shattered PS3 controller to prove it

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll second the side scrolling water based levels and I'll just throw out the entirety of Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.

The terrible controls/framerate/cameras are the worst and even when they've been remastered the games themselves aren't fun at all.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, I may as well expand the underwater issues to the 3D realm.

Who else remembers the good times in Tomb Raider, navigating a watery tomb with low light levels and a small amount of air?

GOOOOOOOOOOD

TIMES

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh god no. NO.

Also, I never want to play that goddamn prisoner boss fight in Dead Rising ever again. It's totally a luck fest.