Rock Band

[B_Metal]

ah fuck you. now I've got that damned 'Rico Suave' song going in my mind.

Seguro que han odo que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci?all?no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo Hola! Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted seor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s?que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la maana
Su hija esta en buenas manos




You know, so you can get the lyrics right.

[Matt]

Ah, so you ARE the Antichrist.

[B_Metal]

Ah, so you ARE the Antichrist.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd kill a baby for Rock Band: They Might be Giants

Goddammit! You want to play Particle Man that badly?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm kinda over Rock Band at this point. I don't think I've touched it since DJ Hero. I actually wish they'd just bring out a new Amplitude or FreQuency game.

[B_Metal]

I wish music would stay music for a few years and then come back to games once they've developed Cowbell Hero a little more.

[Matt]

Yeah, I hardly touch any of my RB/GH games anymore. The novelty is gone.

[Captain Russ]

Needs more fun shit in it.

Needs more GWAR.

And with that, a horn section and stage props in shape of monstrous, earth devouring/conquering genitalia.

[gravedigger]

Oh man, Rock Band Network. Goodbye, MS Points.

[Abraham Smashington]

Rock Band 3 to have keyboards?

[gravedigger]

omgomgomg KEYTAR

[Martin]

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

[gravedigger]

I don't know how long they've been up but "You All Everybody" and "Dharma Girl" from LOST are on the Rock Band Network. I didn't download "You All Everybody" because that song is fucking terrible but "Dharma Girl" is pretty fun.

[Abraham Smashington]

Gotdamn. Looks like my 7 years of piano skills will come in handy.

[gravedigger]

Fuuuuck yeeeaaaah. I hope they're smart enough to offer a keyboard/game bundle. I don't need another set of drums right now or another new guitar. I think I have five or six toy guitars floating around my gameroom.

Good to see the songs in there- Crosstown Traffic, Break on Through, and (FINALLY) Bohemian Rhapsody.