What are you playing?

[Matt]

Any of you guys going to pick up Champions Online tomorrow?

[Abraham Smashington]

No go here for me. I played the beta for a bit and while it was fun, my next MMO will be Old Republic. But I know this game will be pretty big, let's just hope they are hardcore with ferreting out all of the copycat characters that the fucking n00bs will be playing. Go The Bulk!

[Matt]

Champions will be my stopgap game until SW:TOR comes out. I can't wait to unleash my first superhero, DOUBLE TAP, on the world!

[Abraham Smashington]

If you haven't tried this yet, the customization for characters will blow your mind. Seriously. IT reminded me of the Spore Creature Creator. You could spend all day just coming up with new characters and powers.

[Matt]

That's what I've heard, Rob. Apparently, spending 2 hours setting your character up is about the norm: getting the powers, the costume, and the overall LOOK right is supposed to be a gas.

[B_Metal]

I want to pick it up so badly but my "rig" is not capable at this time. Damn CPU!!

[Matt]

It'd be fun to make a 'League of Ineptitude' with a bunch of you guys.

[Captain Russ]

Dibs on "The Hangover" as my hero name.

I got the cosmic shakes, can travel into the dimension known as the DTSector, and can vomit anything up (from jetliners to planet-sized boobs).

My mortal enemy is Al-Anon. They're the sober, dead-inside Hydra to my drunk Nick Fury.

[Ed Hocken]

I doubt my computer could handle it. But I'd love to design my own character.

And yes, it would be wearing a v-neck.

And please tell me Russ, that your character would have a stetson or some other Texas sterotype?

[B_Metal]

It'd be fun to make a 'League of Ineptitude' with a bunch of you guys.

Yes, yes it would.

Dibs on "The Hangover" as my hero name.

I got the cosmic shakes, can travel into the dimension known as the DTSector, and can vomit anything up (from jetliners to planet-sized boobs).

My mortal enemy is Al-Anon. They're the sober, dead-inside Hydra to my drunk Nick Fury.

It's that kind of creativity that got you free monies in CoH. Costume contests FTW!

I doubt my computer could handle it. But I'd love to design my own character.

And yes, it would be wearing a v-neck.

And please tell me Russ, that your character would have a stetson or some other Texas sterotype?

He said his character was "The Hangover" how much more stereotypical do you want him to be?

[Captain Russ]

And please tell me Russ, that your character would have a stetson or some other Texas sterotype?

I'll exclusively execute the mentally handicapped...?

Or I can just have some longhorn/Cowboys iconography to show my enemies where I hail from...ARE YOU CRAZY!?

They'll find (Al-Anon, as mentioned previously) and grenade-fuck my family if I did that. The anonymity of being drunk can afford me a new accent every other minute, culminating in "authentic frontier gibberish".

The only way they'll get to me is if they attached a keg to a string...

[Ed Hocken]

But I thought your power comes from your lucky hat. You know, the one you wore when Kennedy was shot.

[Captain Russ]

That was a gift from Governor Connelly.

It was either I took the hat or he took my Mini-bar Key of the Infinite.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm sure afterwards, he and LBJ drove around Texas in a van and solved mysteries.

[Captain Russ]

Not a goddamn chance I would let El Beej take my key.

He was drunk enough on power that liquor wasn't enough, anyway.

Unless the liquor was fermented in the vagina of a star...

...but that's a different story altogether.