What are you playing?

[Ari]

Please tell me you took the console to the shed and gave it the Old Yeller.

"Gave it the Old Yeller?"

It was already dead man! Not rabid, DEAD!

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, I don't care what its status was. I just wanted the console taken to a shed and shotgunned.

[B_Metal]

"Gave it the Old Yeller?"

It was already dead man! Not rabid, DEAD!

So, should I keep a diary of the things I'm doing on my 360 and post it daily so you don't get to lonely without yours?

*realizes mine will die now for mocking Ari*

Sorry Ari, I feel your pain.

*hopes that works*

[Ari]

Hasn't yours died before B Metal?

[B_Metal]

Hasn't yours died before B Metal?

I'm on my 6th.

I'm on my 6th.

Does that answer your question?

[Ari]

I thought you were talking about # of wives.

[B_Metal]

I thought you were talking about # of wives.

Nah, just one of those. Didn't buy the warranty though. Didn't mean to be dickish about the number of 360's but I'm still pissed box #3 arrived at my home already dead. I was sooooooo

[Ari]

That's fucking nuts that they sent you back a dead system.

And from what I've currently seen, the X-Box 360 has a 100% fail rate.

[Abraham Smashington]

So that Force Unleashed game would not be worth it full priced, way too many fucking bugs, but for 20 bucks it's pretty fucking fun. Having a blast so far.

[Ed Hocken]

That's fucking nuts that they sent you back a dead system.

The first 360 I got off the shelf was a screaming dud. Right out of the box.

[Shit Dickface]

All this dead 360 shit is uncomfortably weird. Both mine and my girlfriend's consoles have worked perfectly aside from a complete damn-near meltdown shortly after the release of Fallout 3 with an unseated power plug.

[B_Metal]

All this dead 360 shit is uncomfortably weird. Both mine and my girlfriend's consoles have worked perfectly aside from a complete damn-near meltdown shortly after the release of Fallout 3 with an unseated power plug.

You dumb shit. Now you've awakend the angry Microsoft God's who've been to lazy to shit can your system. Way to fucking go, genius.



Edited to add: I pretended that the above was read out loud by Jason Statham. Makes it less offensive.

[gravedigger]

I haven't played my 360 in three days in memory of Ari's 360. Also, have been playing inFamous. I like this game.

[Anderson]

I was playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and getting my taint handed to me.


This weekend, I might be playing Turtles in Time and getting my browneye handed to me.

[Abraham Smashington]

I want to fight you in MvsC2. FEAR ME!