What are you playing?

[Captain Russ]

But the box is downstairs, and that requires effort and bandwidth.

Bandwidth I'd rather waste on porn.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*starts playing 'Dropping Plates'*

[Abraham Smashington]

Picked up to Castlevania Lord of Shadow today. Pretty sweet so far. Totally derivative of GOW and countless others but it's pretty epic so far.

[Nathan]

Metal gear. Again. Story is totes silly.

[B_Metal]

Alan Wake. I either am not finding the ammo or you're supposed to run from shadow dudes with axes at all times, either way not loving that part of the game. Alan's to fucking slow.

[Captain Russ]

Use the dodge and always be looking around for crazies.

This ain't BLOPs, you will fucking die to hillbillies if you aren't a paranoid conservationist (ammo and battery resources are slim as Jolie).

[B_Metal]

yeah I know it's not blops. I do play other games asshat. Lulz. But four or five axe dudes at a time and three or four groups of those in a row seems a bit insane for 12 bullets. Just saying.

[Captain Russ]

The gun is there to finish them off you jabronie. And if you can't handle a wave of shadowbros, I suggest you go back to Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

[B_Metal]

Even after full on flashlighting them it takes two shots, sixteen rounds doesn't go far.

[Captain Russ]

Once in a while (usually when the black-ink shitstorm isn't going on) it will behoove you to go out and explore the woods (especially along the walls of the area) as there is the odd crate with extra ammo and batteries hidden in certain places (your flashlight will see the spectral-specific paint, so just follow the yellow neon paint to the crate whenever you see the appropriate markings).

Also, don't be a hero when the situation calls for it. Like if there are too many of them around you and a savepoint is a little ways away, spam the dodge button until you hobble your ass to that safe zone (turning to momentarily blind the pricks while you gimp your way to a well-lit haven).

[B_Metal]

Yeah I've been trying the hobble but the fuckers keep throwing axes at me when I turn to run. I haven't been searching all the woods areas and what not so that may be the biggest issue.

[BillyG]

Learn to appreciate the flare gun.

[B_Metal]

Does not have a flare gun. Can not appreciate.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT.

[Abraham Smashington]

Alan Wake. I either am not finding the ammo or you're supposed to run from shadow dudes with axes at all times, either way not loving that part of the game. Alan's to fucking slow.

God I love that fucking game. Cannot wait for the new stuff.

[Captain Russ]

If it is still pretty early on in the game, then there may be a couple here and there, but it is Threadbare City for the first few chapters, so you gotta be the ultimate Frugal Fred. They make it a pain in the ass in the beginning, which is why I fucking love it as it becomes a laugh fest later on when you're surrounded and have a permanent trollface on when you drop a flashbang or shoot a flare in their stupid jerk faces.