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  • Upgrading? Haha.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Oh fuck, yea man you are playing wrong. So wrong.

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      • I have no idea man. I've done a handful of Guerrilla missions, and destroyed the blue starred shit, but I don't think I've upgraded at all. Where the fuck do I do that?
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • There is an upgrade/weapons counter in every hideout. It is usually in a building right next to the garage/weapons rack. The blonde chick will upgrade your shit using all the scrap metal you collect. YOU ARE COLLECTING SCRAP METAL RIGHT?!?!

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          • If by collecting you mean randomly running over rubble and picking up a fraction of what's there, then yes.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • OK, don't be so randomly. Methodically rape everything you come across and grab all the damn scrap metal you see flashing. You will become a DEMO-GOD! (get it? DEMO. DEMI. oh man, awesome)

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              • Good looking out. Are there penalties for constantly failing missions?
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • Having to drive all over fucking Mars can get tedious, but that's all.

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                  • Cool. I shall play this game as a non retard now.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Yeah, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY COPY. And I need to go pick up all my mail from the ex.
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                      • Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                        And I need to go pick up all my mail from the ex.
                        Take care of that itch that needs to be scratched while you pick up your mail. Also, get a damn PO box already. Slacker.
                        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • Wait, did you just tell him to fuck his ex?
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • Already got a PO box! Just need to go get the keys on Saturday.

                            Also, I have no interest in fucking her, so no worries.
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                            ~
                            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                            • He sure did!

                              What's wrong with "ex-sex"? Last time I did it, it got almost violent. There was choking, slapping, kicking...

                              Then she apologized for abusing me.

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                              • Well, if he ain't going to take care of business with the current roomie then he better take care of that itch somewhere else soon. Boy's going to burst.
                                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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