What are you playing?

[Captain Russ]

I beat Ultimate Alliance 2. Never even got a chance to play as the fucking Hulk (never found the last gamma test tube to unlock his dumb green ass).

But I did play as Speedball, who underwent a drastic change in costume/attitude/name. It was as if a Linkin Park song turned into wearable armor. Yes, that stupid looking.

Lulz @ Fable 2.

[Abraham Smashington]

Holy shit, you already beat it? Didn't you get it yesterday?

[Captain Russ]

Yeah. It's pretty short, though.

And once I got Thor, I smashed everything in the face.

[B_Metal]

Yeah. It's pretty short, though.

And once I got Thor, I smashed everything in the face.

Well he is a freaking God. Lulz @ fable2 hate. I hated it too rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

So I played some more Fable last night. My mission? To escort a fat chick to some water and fight some skeletons. All I had to do was press the B button over and over. Jesus christ. I swear, Peter Molyneususkxkvjsk can suck a dick at this point. But I continue to push forward. I can't go off on Ceej unless I actually get somewhere into this game. I keep hoping it's like alot of MMO's and most RPG's: that are boring as shit in the beginning as it's essentially a long fucking tutorial and that the cool stuff is right around the corner. Although, I have a feeling there won't be that corner.

[Captain Russ]

The corner was sand-blasted off.

[Ed Hocken]

Russ is right. The game is surpringly easy. Although it was fun hacking through shit tons of skeletons.

Stephen Fry shows up as the thief later in the game.

I do consider buying the DLC at some point. But I just don't know.

[Anderson]

Why in the fuck is The Sentry an exclusive to the DS for Ultimate Alliance 2?

[Ed Hocken]

Cuz whitey doesn't like you.

[Shit Dickface]

I got LittleBigPlanet GOTY Edition and Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction for a whopping $50 last night. NEED MORE NEED TO PLAY MORE PLEASE LET ME HAVE MORE

[Abraham Smashington]

See if the PodCaust level is still there. You can swing on my balls.

[Ari]

See if the PodCaust level is still there. You can swing on my balls.

And when you're done, you can play the video game.

[Captain Russ]

Why in the fuck is The Sentry an exclusive to the DS for Ultimate Alliance 2?

Because they thought it better to retcon his ass to a smaller screen.

Juggs Fortenberry Mcnaut has more sway with the domestic audience, having appeared as a "tank" in the last few installments of the Marvel RPG-Actioners. Also:

[Abraham Smashington]

I LIKE YOUR RAINCOAT BITCH.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm not gonna lie. I laughed my ass off when I first saw that video.