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  • #16
    Jensen looks like a grungy James Marsden and sounds like Batman. I can't take this guy seriously at all. It's sorta killing the game for me.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #17
      I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #18
        If I was 16 I would think that Jensen is the ULTIMATE BADASS.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #19
          Originally posted by BillyG View Post
          The graphics kill me sometimes. Half the time the game looks AMAZEBALLS, but then the CGI cutscenes go between absolute shit and decent, and some of the character models just look lazy. It's so jarring when the world environments look so damn good.

          So anyone take the optional quest from your ex police buddy that's undercover? I'm having a hell of a time taking out all of the gang bangers while ALSO staying undetected. I thought I was clever the first time, I shot the guard in the hall with my pistol, boom headshot, switched to combat rifle, and when the six other guys came running into the hall I gunned them all done...but somehow was detected.
          Shanghai is absolutely stunning. Until you see the people that populate it anyway.

          I took the working girl's quest, gave up on not shooting the second I was spotted. Went Punisher on the main entrance to the gang hideout and went stealth from there. I'll give it another go next time.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #20
            After this game is over, I will be the meticulous asshat and scour for all possible endings, then complete them on HURD MURD.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #21
              and that's why we love you.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #22
                I've come to realize Adam is brother to Michael Bluth.

                Start shouting "I don't see you crying, ROBOT!" like Gob and you'll feel much better.

                On topic: the start to the second trip to Shanghai is fucking fantastic. Frantic with a capital EFF.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #23
                  Beat it. Replayed the last few to get a few other endings.

                  Thoroughly disgusted with myself and the moral choices in the game.

                  Will go through Hard Mode later on.
                  Last edited by Captain Russ; 08-26-2011, 07:46 PM.
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                  • #24
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #26
                        Looks like Rob's going to get another $10 credit. Amazon finally decided to honor their previous $20 GC deal.

                        Hopefully, they'll do it for NHL 12 too.
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                        • #27
                          Man I didn't get the prevent electric damage augment so I am basically fucked on this second boss fight. I'd have to go back about an hour.

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                          • #28
                            I still can't decide if I like this game or not.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #29
                              I really like it, but fuck, making a boss damn near impossible because of lack of an augment is fucking brutal.

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                              • #30
                                Wait until the third in the Aug Trio of Evil.

                                You will be like that WoW kid jammin' his remote up his ass.
                                Me quick one want slow

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