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  • DOUCHE XXX - HOOMAN REVOLOOSHUN

    Played about 40 mins last night. Not sure if if I like it yet. I just need to get out of the mindset of "OMG KILL ALL OF THE THINGS" and instead get back into the ways of the ninja.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

  • #2
    I played about 5 hours last night. Fucking LOVE it. I had to really hold back on some PEWPEWPEW with the combat rifle, and play the sneaky route. The AI definitely doesn't fuck around with being alarmed, but their searching is half hearted on normal difficulty. I put points into hacking, and leg implants. I want to be able to jump higher so exploration is easier, and I already found areas that had level three security so I bumped up hacking. I don't really get the hacking game at all. It's weird.

    Some of the pacing is weird as well, the game becomes semi-open world once you get through the initial level. So I've spent a LOT of time doing odd side quests that consist of hacking computers, finding evidence on crimes, and not a single cyberninja murder. It's ok though, because the world is pretty damn awesome. Except the black homeless lady informant you can talk to, holy shit is that the most racist character EVER. I felt uncomfortable with her entire dialog tree.

    Thread should have been DOUCHE XXX btw.

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    • #3
      Hackin' is pretty fun. It's really just an abstract game of capture the flag.

      Gotta move as fast as possible and try to swipe as many secondary nodes as possible along the way.

      The exploration in the DPD station is sort of strange, especially if you convinced the receptionist to let you through. You can walk around restricted areas, but touch a keypad and they throw a shitfit.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • #4
        I don't like that you can only punch people when you have battery power. Seems lame.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Yeah, but at the same time, if you have the powerbars in your inventory, you can be like Batman.

          Anyone else laugh at the overly serious VA for Jensen? Dude sounds like he's been holding in the same poop since Stalingrad.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • #6
            YEah, not a fan of his voice or his looks. Wish they would have let you tweak that.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Every game should have the SR2 cockney option.

              Imagine Statham Shepard? Allmahmunny.tiff
              Me quick one want slow

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              • #8
                gotdamn.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  Loving this so far, but I kinda want to cyborg-punch Jensen in the balls.
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • #10
                    Pretty much all of the voice acting is shitty. Don't tell me he is a Detroit cop but has a French-Canadian accent when you fucking have reason to say he was transferred from Montreal built into the fucking story. The energy thing is lame, but you recharge fairly quick even without augments.

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                    • #11
                      I just threw a concussive grenade at four thugs, walked up to them one at a time, beat they ass, and ate a candy bar after each ass beatin'.

                      Luckily Jensen's got the V3 dye-beatus implant from Haribo.

                      It's still fucking bassackwards, but amusing when dumb shit like that happens.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                        Pretty much all of the voice acting is shitty. Don't tell me he is a Detroit cop but has a French-Canadian accent when you fucking have reason to say he was transferred from Montreal built into the fucking story. The energy thing is lame, but you recharge fairly quick even without augments.
                        "what are these people talking aboot"
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                        ~
                        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                        • #13
                          Wow, so GameStop pretty much eats all of the dicks, don't they?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by J.Jonah Jameson View Post
                            Yeah, but at the same time, if you have the powerbars in your inventory, you can be like Batman.

                            Anyone else laugh at the overly serious VA for Jensen? Dude sounds like he's been holding in the same poop since Stalingrad.
                            He sounds like he's trying so very hard to sound like Timothy Olyphant.

                            Voice acting aside, this game is tits with ice cream so far.
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                            • #15
                              The graphics kill me sometimes. Half the time the game looks AMAZEBALLS, but then the CGI cutscenes go between absolute shit and decent, and some of the character models just look lazy. It's so jarring when the world environments look so damn good.

                              So anyone take the optional quest from your ex police buddy that's undercover? I'm having a hell of a time taking out all of the gang bangers while ALSO staying undetected. I thought I was clever the first time, I shot the guard in the hall with my pistol, boom headshot, switched to combat rifle, and when the six other guys came running into the hall I gunned them all done...but somehow was detected.

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