It's on "Random": Deep Thoughts with Gaming

[Captain Russ]

The "what are you thinking" of games.

And it arrived before Half-Life Episode 3.

(And so will the end of the world)

So anyway: playin' the FFIV (FF2 for the SNES kids) on the old DS and thinking that people who call the motherfucker Cecil "Seh-Sull" can suck a Dark Elf Dick.

It's "SEESULL."

Like Beanie and fucking Cecil from back when I wasn't born yet.

And to think this was the first time in years I actually got into an argument with the internet.

/oldnerdraging

[Abraham Smashington]

That I ALWAYS wanted to go on this show and was always so pissed at the kids that were picked cause they fucking SUCKED.

[Captain Russ]

I would have shamed every single pig-faced spermatozoid who ever stepped up to the Nick Arcade.

[BillyG]

Yup, I tend to bring up that show every time I drink too much and start playing a game. I think Brittany has heard all about how I WOULD FIND THAT SECRET FUCKING GAME GOD THOSE KIDS ARE IDIOTS many times.

[Ed Hocken]

That I ALWAYS wanted to go on this show and was always so pissed at the kids that were picked cause they fucking SUCKED.

VIDEO POWER, My god! I remembered when that show was originally just some guy talking to the camera. Later became a game show. It was that and where in the World is Carmen Sandiego that I always wanted to be on. I seem to remember kids grabbing random boxes of day glo dominoes also.

[Captain Russ]

That my burnout from those fucking rhythm games has begun to subside, and hey, would you look at that!

Ubisoft has a fancy pants one of them things out in Rocktober.

As soon as I'm out, they pull me back in.

[BillyG]

There was attempted coercion to make me play Rock Band on Saturday. I glared at it with disdain, which I did not know existed.

[Captain Russ]

The fact that Ubi has seemingly said "suck our dev-dicks WHOREMONIX" and developed a simple usb hookup for ANY guitar instead of creating overpriced peripherals has me interested in their attempt at scavenging the last remnants of this bloated whale carcass of a genre.

[gravedigger]

Oh, you guys.

Toys R US has a secret coupon to buy any of the ACtivision game/controller bundles (Tony Hawk, XYZ Hero, etc) for $15. They were all out of Warriors of Rock yesterday. D: You will pry my plastic guitar from my cold, dead hands.

[gravedigger]

I'll probably get whatever the Ubisoft offering ends up being but I assume the interface will be fucking awful, like if Rock Revolution and Power Gig had a baby. Each new music game that isn't made by Harmonix has an exponentially worse interface than the game that came before.

[Matt]

too funny...I've actually kinda had an urge to crank out my guitar skillz on RB or GH lately. I guess there's been enough distance from the craze.

[Captain Russ]

I will back Ubi's play, if only for the sake of competition, the offer of something old made new again, and the hopes that the setlist doesn't blow goats.

[BillyG]

It's Ubi so there will be 99 Red Balloons and 5 remixes of it.

[Abraham Smashington]

LINKS LINKS LINKS.

[Captain Russ]

SAUSAGE SAUSAGE SAUSAGE