BOONDOCK SAINTS ROW THE THIRD

[Nathan]

My old chineese man perv dude from sr2 was rockin the tighty whities.

[B_Metal]

My "Uncle Phil" look-a-like wore booty shorts and padded bra.

[nerdious dorkus]

Oh man, this game. Also, driving controls are again horrible. No way for me to even change perspective. Bleh. But super fun so far.

[Master Shake]

GAME OF THE FOREVER

Oh god, Zimos. Every time he talks is fried gold.

And the start of the 4th mission? FUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAH SO AWESOME GODDAMN GOOSEBUMPS I had no idea it was coming and NEITHER SHOULD YOU seriously you have to see and hear it for yourself.

[Abraham Smashington]

GODDAMMIT AMAZON. WHERE IS MY GODDAMN GAME?!!

[Nathan]

Sitting next to my dinner.

[BillyG]

Only played about 90 minutes, but love it already. So fucking dumb and over the top. Made a cockney hipster bodybuilder. WTF at those brutes. Kicked the shit out of me.

[Trejo]

Game of the Fucking Year material

It has Karate Kid's "You're the Best" in the soundtrack.. Grand Theft Whatnow?

[Trejo]

the Mix is the only radio station you ever need to tune into. wow.

Having too much of a blast with this game. Russian chick voice is the best, getting your cash through cell phone instead of having to drive to a safehouse is fantastic, and respect being used for upgrades rather than missions is a welcome change

Saints Row.. can you do no wrong?

[BillyG]

When you are in the chopper, and "Power" kicks in, and your guy drops "I see someone in my fucking pool" man. How awesome.

[BillyG]

So did this never show up Rob? Look at see if it shipped via Ensenda. Anytime those fucks are supposed to deliver I NEVER receive it, literally never. I always email Amazon and get them to ship via UPS.

[B_Metal]

Anyone who feels the need to give to charity, can instead gift me this on steam. It's not like Sally Struthers is REALLY feeding the children anyway. But for serious this game sounds like it's even better than 2 which was a blast and a half. Zombie voice, dildo bat, "you're the best around" in the soundtrack? Sounds so good.

[Master Shake]

Protip: DON'T DO RANDOM ACTIVITIES MISSIONS UNTIL YOU'VE HAD A CHARACTER GIVE THEM TO YOU FIRST. Doing a random activity will cause the game to skip the cutscene when the character gives them to you.

Alas, until my next playthrough, I shall never know why someone wants me to hop in a tank and cause absolute fucking havoc... besides "because it's there and it's a TANK".

Also, a request: if you encounter Professor Genki in the streets of Steelport, go ahead and throw a punch at him. Then post what happens next for our amusement.

[BillyG]

I've got to download my Genki pack from Amazon tonight. No idea what I get.

[Trejo]

Did run into that that crazy cat Professor Genki. Total fluke, was driving around trying get a really long powerslide and came to a screeching halt feet away from Genki beating the hell out of some lady. So like any good citizen, I got out of my car and proceeded to hit him up with the purple dick bat.

Yeah. He came back to life with a vengeance. Repeatedly.

Eventually I had to dive through my car windshield and get the fuck out of dodge because he could NOT be stopped and had a serious hard-on for killing me.