Killing Your Dick To Live: The Bulletstorm Thread

[Anderson]

That's it. I really don't have any spare time, but I'm selling older games to get this.


I'm also hate-fuck cancelling Gamefly on Saturday because they fucked me on this.

[BillyG]

Jake/Anderson - Dem dicks got to be kilt. They won't kilt demselves.

[Ed Hocken]

There better be some monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday planet!

Flip you, melonfarmer

[Martin]

So, should I get this game?

[Abraham Smashington]

IF YOU LIKE TO KILL DICKS THEN YES.

IF not, then no.

[Martin]

What's with the dick killin?

[Abraham Smashington]

It's the main feature of the game. haha

Actually it's just the way the characters talk. It's like a Rob Liefeld book from the 90's in video game form.

[Martin]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT

[Master Shake]

Echoes mode is making my fucking OCD flare up.

I can't be happy with any score I get. Nope, I have to keep replaying because I MUST GET MORE POINTS OUT OF THESE BLOOD-FILLED PINATAS.

Edit: #18 in the world on Rooftops and top of my Friend list! Fuck yeah! Now to see how much more I need for #1 in the world... 22 FUCKING THOUSAND?!

WHAT VILE WIZARDRY IS THIS

[Abraham Smashington]

The chain reaction you cause in Act 4 made me laugh out loud.

Also, that's nuts man. I want to see videos of a 22k run.

[BillyG]

WHAT VILE WIZARDRY IS THIS

lulz I couldn't even get 2 stars on the demo

[B_Metal]

This game while it is as stupid and retarded as it can be, I just <3 it to fucking death. And yes, you can shoot dick's on the game, you get bonus points for it actually. My favorite bonus so far? Breakdancer: Pulled it off in multi yesterday with the gun that shoots those huge ass drill bits. So fucking funny to watch a corpse body spin all over the map.

[BillyG]

This fucking game. Once you get to the level that was in the demo the whole game opens up. It seems like when you hit that point it becomes environment time and you barely need a gun, save for the super mutant fuckers. The bolo with charge is fucking AMAZING. Nothing like getting someone around the neck then blowing him up while surrounded by his buddies and getting 4-5 at once.

[gravedigger]

Man, I didn't much care for the demo but this thread is making me think I should have saved my dollars for this instead of MvC3.

[V]

Man, I didn't much care for the demo but this thread is making me think I should have saved my dollars for this instead of MvC3.

And you'd be right.

Officially, I cannot kill my dick. It is so hard, it deflects bullets.