Killing Your Dick To Live: The Bulletstorm Thread

[Captain Russ]

So this game.

This fucking juvenile, retarded game.

It is the only one on the block that allows me to kick someone in the balls, whilst they are on fire, and then nail them and their seven buddies to the wall with a fucking drillbit.

Happiness is molded out of the breakdance of death that proceeds when so many serendipitous events occur.

Share your own blissful stories here.

[B_Metal]

I haven't gotten to far but my favorite is the disco shootout followed by ripping off a mini boss's head with my leash. Sooooooo in <3 with this game.

[B_Metal]

Multiplayer is soooooooooo great. Like ferrrrrrreeeeeealz. AND if you party up in a "private match" the XP COUNTS!!! NO MORE RANDOMS EVER NEEDED YAAAAAYY!!!!!

You cunts better play some Multi with me this weekend. <3 this game sooo much

[BillyG]

Yea, will definitely try and get into multiplayer with yall this weekend. Saturday is probably a bust as I am getting paid to be a designated driver for the cook off.

The disco was amazing. Did you get the achievement for killing everyone without leaving the dance floor? How about the runaway train from the massive grinder wheel? Holy set piece Batman.

It has to be said, this is a beautiful game. No drab brown and grey, just big awesome lush landscapes.

[Captain Russ]

Dunno if Caturday will work, but I'll be up for something sometime this weekend.

As vague as that is.

- Dick Tits Esq.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, I'll try to be on this weekend, but I really just want to beat it first before I dive in to the multi.

[Master Shake]

Here lies Waggleton P. Tallylicker.

He was the best friend a drunken murderous space asshole could ever hope for.

Interesting note: you know how in most games when you turn the mature language filter on it bleeps and blanks bad words? 'Bulletstorm' does a TV-EDIT (with the same VAs, of course). I'm starting a playthrough on TV-edit mode just to see if there's any redubs on the level of "Yippie Ky Yay, Mister Falcon!"

Have I mentioned that I fucking love this game, because I totally fucking love this game.

[Abraham Smashington]

that is awesome.

Yeah, I kinda love this fucking game.

[Captain Russ]

Didn't know about the Stranger in the Alps filter.

Gonna have to check that out.

[Master Shake]

Didn't know about the Stranger in the Alps filter.

Gonna have to check that out.

There better be some monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday planet!

[Captain Russ]

Holy spit, I'm playing the derp out of this when I get home today.

[Shit Dickface]

I have literally $130 left to my name until Wednesday and a possible check for $60 coming from work on Friday (depending on where Sylvia wants to go to the movies on Friday), but I'll be goddamned if y'all aren't going to convince me to buy this and a bunch of booze so that I'll waste my entire weekend killing shit.

[Captain Russ]

KILL THE DICK

[V]

AND KILL THE BOTTLE WHILE YOU KILL THE DICK...

[Abraham Smashington]

IT'S DICK KILLING TIME.