Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[B_Metal]

Well now that I've actually picked the mage stone that I somehow walked right passed in the beginning my guy is like "Go ahead fuck with me, I have all the magic's"

[Shit Dickface]

Max Von Sydow is all like hey man you got that dragon blood here's some dragon shouts and I was all RAAAAAAAAAAAWR

Fuck i need this fucking game but I won't be home til tomorrow evening. Katie totally wants to go to Gamestop with me tomorrow, which is awesome compared to "videogames are dum"

[B_Metal]

Not necessarily a "pro-tip" but if you see hanging lamps in a dungeon, most likely it's hanging over flammable liquid, shoot it and watch the baddies burn. Or cast fire magic at it and accomplish the same thing. Watching an archer dance in flames because I shot a lamp down with my arrow = poetic justice.

[BillyG]

There are tons of places to light oil on the ground or use traps against aenemies, uise them and youll fucking rape dungeons, especially tough enemies

[BillyG]

Khajit vendor bitching about being treated like a filthy skooma dealer. Ask to see what she's got for sale, TONS OF SKOOMA.

[B_Metal]

Hahahahaha, I <3 this game.

[BillyG]

Sigh, no hdmi cable far enough to hook up to my tv. Monoprice here I come.

[BillyG]

Cleared out a big ass fort of bandits, came back through later and soldiers had moved in. Set up a named in, took beds, had a barracks, everything. So cool.

[Matt]

My wife gave me a $25 gift card to use towards the.purchase of this game. Awesome.

[Trejo]

Word to the wise: If you accidently contract vampirism, get a cure disease potion IMMEDIATELY. Apparently I waited too long trying to do story quests and now its uncurable, potions dont work, shrines dont work, and once you're a vampire you dont regen health/magic/stamina

Fucking game breaking if you ask me. My saves are all fucked and I'll lose 8 hours of gameplay to go back before I had it. I'm tempted to abandon the game until I'm done with Saints Row 3 cause I pretty much have to start the game from scratch

Fuck you vampires.

[B_Metal]

I've never caught Vampirism in this or oblivion. Am I doing it wrong?

[Shit Dickface]

Ugh, sorry dude. Just got it today! Gonna play it when I get home.

[B_Metal]

Just took out a den of vampires and solved a murder mystery at the same time. Fuck yessssss

[V]

Just took out a den of vampires and solved a murder mystery at the same time. Fuck yessssss

So you're Matlock with a sword?

[BillyG]

Pretty sure there will be a quest chain somewhere to remove the vampirism that will take a good bit of effort. Always was in Elder Scrolls before.