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It wasn't here, but now it is.
Finally, we can all rejoice in the fact that UbiSoft dealt with those lute-playing sumbitches and Ezio can now push them the fuck outta the way and make 'em drop their stupid instruments, saving them from themselves.
Finally, Dirty Ezio gets the crossbow we were promised ages ago.
Finally, there's an option to parachute from a rooftop and knife a fool.
But if one thing gives me the Red Ass,
Spoiler: for those still not playing the game
It's great in one sense, as it creates an incentive in the player to pay it all back tenfold to the most hilariously over-the-top villains this side of LuBu.
SUCK IT, BORGIA.
Finally, we can all rejoice in the fact that UbiSoft dealt with those lute-playing sumbitches and Ezio can now push them the fuck outta the way and make 'em drop their stupid instruments, saving them from themselves.
Finally, Dirty Ezio gets the crossbow we were promised ages ago.
Finally, there's an option to parachute from a rooftop and knife a fool.
But if one thing gives me the Red Ass,
It's great in one sense, as it creates an incentive in the player to pay it all back tenfold to the most hilariously over-the-top villains this side of LuBu.
SUCK IT, BORGIA.
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