E3 2010

[Captain Russ]

I wonder if Burger Time will be on the remake docket for this slew of new tech revelations...

FUCKING BURGER TIME 3D

*dicksplosion*

[BillyG]

If Sorcery ends up being cool, I could see myself falling for it. I just hate the Wii controller (which is why I have missed, and will probably miss, awesome games) so I don't see myself liking this anymore.

[Captain Russ]

If Sorcery ends up being cool, I could see myself falling for it. I just hate the Wii controller (which is why I have missed, and will probably miss, awesome games) so I don't see myself liking this anymore.

It's their fault for choosing a shitty design.

*looks sideways at eggbox D-PAD*

Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

[BillyG]

I just absolutely hate the two piece design. I want a single controller in my hand. The whole "this is natural!" bullshit is bullshit. I've been gaming 30 years without breaking my controller into two pieces and it worked fine. I'm super pissed because I still want to play Galaxy 2 and the new Donkey Kong Country has me rock hard, but I will probably never spend more than a couple hours with them. I think I spent 3 or 4 hours total with the last Zelda game, and before that I was the most hardcore Zelda fanboy out there.

[Captain Russ]

It is indeed bullshit, not natural, and unless you're training to be THREE INVISIBLE DICK champion, there has to be a middle ground of some sort. Until I played the Wii, I hadn't been that angry at a controller since the Gamecube.

And Zelda's control scheme has needed a revamp for a while now.

[Abraham Smashington]

Bunch of pussies in here.

[Captain Russ]

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO IS THE PUSSY

[Ed Hocken]

Motion control during games? I'm indifferent, the tech has to be used in a worthwhile way.

Still, I'd be more in favor of this than 3D.

[Captain Russ]

I have hope for a more interactive approach as the years chug along, and it sure as shit has a better chance at generating interest than piss-ass rushed 3D transfers at the cinema.

But then again, I'm a pussy in here.

[Abraham Smashington]

Everybody is so jaded. These are video games. Anything new is welcomed. The wii is fun for what it is. Kinect looks to add some optional functionality to my media box. Move could be a blast if they get me some wii sports like games in HD. Also a Freddy game where I can use the controller as his glove. Besides we SHOULD havem some fucking VR by now.

[Ed Hocken]

Speaking of jaded, how about Nintendo does something new instead of trudging out the same characters and games year after year?

[Abraham Smashington]

That's what they do. Always has been.

[Ed Hocken]

Hmm...true. It explains why I haven't bought a Nintendo product in god knows how long.....actually I don't think I ever did.

[BillyG]

I'm not jaded. I'm all for good stuff, but I want good new stuff. Some things just work, some things are a gimmick for better or worse, and some things are just lazy. Games are getting more expensive, and I have more expenses as I get older. I'm not jaded, I'm just picky on how I am going to spend my gaming money, and I would prefer experiences that aren't more annoying than fun.

[Fil]

They showed Twisted Metal, that's a positive.

There are a few games I want on the PS3, and surprisingly, I may even join Rob and buy the Move controller even though I've been bored playing Wii games at friends' houses. The Socom demo from IGN convinced me it may work decently real games and not just mini game collections. Other than that, not that great of an E3 as a whole unless I missed something. I don't have a 3D capable TV so that didn't interest me much.

Oh, Steam enabled games like Portal 2 coming to the PS3 was a shock.

I may need to figure out how to acquire a 3DS for a little bit just to play whatever that MGS3 game is. Unless it's just MGS3 in 3D.