MARVEL vs. CAPCOM 3

[gravedigger]

I haven't bought a fighting game since SF Alpha 3 but, yeah, I have $20 in RZ certificates that I think have MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3 written all over them.

[Trejo]

I really had no intentions of buying this game. I mean, sure it looked pretty fun, and I enjoy fighting games (when I'm not too busy being mad as hell at them), and even though I'm more of a Capcom vs SNK than a MvC fan I was planning on at least playing it at some point.. and then we got sent 1 Collectors Edition at work and within 10 seconds of picking it up and checking out the freaking badass steelbook artwork on it I ran to the till and slapped down my preorder cash.

Why must I be so impulsive!?!

[Captain Russ]

I will troll you all with Taskmaster. And it will lead to ostracism and maybe my innernet lynching.

[Trejo]

Played it. Should have known better. Moved my preorder money to Dragon Age 2 instead.

Galactus can eat all the dicks in all the worlds he devours.

[Abraham Smashington]

You suck at it?

[Captain Russ]

If you stop and let the depressing nerdanalysis wash over you, then you'd realize just how disturbing and accurate that last statement truly is.

[Abraham Smashington]

I really want to grab this tomorrow but it's either this or the new software for the new site. ARHGHGHGHG CHOICES

[Trejo]

Oh I beat it a couple times. She Hulk ending FTFW.. it's just such a fucking infuriating experience that the few moments of awesomeness (Deadpool winning quotes) can't ensure my sanity or the safety of any item within throwing range of the xbox while I play, including the xbox.

Rob, while your character's are being instant-killed at full health while blocking by Galactus' 800 hit super attack, I would like you to remember who it is who infact sucks.

[Captain Russ]

Heard everyone is fucking overpowered and matches last all of twenty seconds.

Sounds like the sort of game that may or may not trigger blind rage.

Kindofwant...?

[Abraham Smashington]

Sad. I just figured it would be like SSFIV but with comic characters. Hmms. Pass.

[Captain Russ]

TASKMASTER WILL EAT THE SUN AND FART IT IN GALACTUS' MOUTH, MAKING HIM VOMIT UP THE BIG DIPPER IN BEWILDERMENT

[Trejo]

Oh yeah. Fucking X-Factor is the biggest joke in a fighting game ever. You turn that shit on and you can practically 3 hit any character in the game. You can take out an entire team before it wears off. Twenty seconds if the person sucks

I'd rather get my dick stomped on and 70 dollars stolen out of my wallet while I writhe on the ground in agony than spend it on this game. Actually, it's the exact same experience, only the stomping way is less painful in the long run. /endgamerage

[Abraham Smashington]

sad

[Trejo]

If you dig on MvC2 you'll probably love it and jerk off while you game. I prefer how a SSFIV plays over these bullshit 80-hit-triple-tag-team-super-epilepsy-combo ones.. and as such don't think much of MvC2, either. Bear in mind though, I only played it for a couple hours before I was too fed up with it to bother any more.

If it was SSFIV with Marvel dlc I'd love it like no other.

[Abraham Smashington]

And that's what I thought this was. I kept reading how they toned down the autistic combos for n00bs, but it sounds like they didn't.