The Selling of A Wii

[Shit Dickface]

Here's the thing with the Wii, Jake. Women fucking love it. Tell them you've got a Wii and they will want to come play. Then you can either convert them to good games or date rape them. Either way, you should keep it. It's why mine is neatly boxed up awaiting another use.

I don't like raping who will buy the Wii I don't rape

[Matt]

let me talk to the wife unit, Jake. She's kinda wanting a Wii for the Wii Fit experience.

[BillyG]

I don't like raping who will buy the Wii I don't rape

Saying it twice doesn't make it any more convincing!

[Martin]

let me talk to the wife unit, Jake. She's kinda wanting a Wii for the Wii Fit experience.

Fuck Wii fit, EA Active is better.

[V]

Fuck Wii fit, EA Active is better.

No...

Actually going out and exercising is better.

"Ahm usin' mah TV tah lose weight!"

Lazy fucks...

[Shit Dickface]

It's a lot of fun for kids, women love it, etc.

I can see the appeal even as a gym rat.

[Ed Hocken]

eBay can be a pain in the ass when trying to hash out the terms of payment.

This is why I use Amazon "New & Used" to sell shit.

Hell, I just used it to get rid of Borderlands.

[Anderson]

No...

Actually going out and exercising is better.

"Ahm usin' mah TV tah lose weight!"

Lazy fucks...

V is my new favorite person here.

[Shit Dickface]

I'm mostly just terrified of getting screwed out of payment by someone. This will be my first time selling something online that's not pictures of my junk dressed as famous action figures.

[BillyG]

Well the cool thing about Wii Fit, and I assume EA Active, is how you can track your weight and all with the balance board. For real exercise, not so great.

[Shit Dickface]

The one time I tried to use Wii Fit, I didn't realize that the balance board was calibrated for my ex's 20-lb. niece (best kid, I can't stand kids but I'd take five of her). I stepped on it and the Wii Fit software's response was basically "JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID YOU DO"

[V]

"JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID YOU DO"

Ate 3,529 Hostess Twinkies...

[Martin]

I don't use that shit Vin, but in comparing the 2 products, one makes you move alot, the other doesn't. I liked how Wii fit told me I was morbidly obese.

YOU ARE AN AMERICAN.

I got angry at the Japanese machine.

[Matt]

My wife and I regularly hit the gym (heck, our new gym is literally only 1 minute from our house), but she kinda wanted the Wii fit for those times when she's going to be out of town dealing with her parents. She could hook it up to any TV and do her thing without missing any days of exercise.

[gravedigger]

The one time I tried to use Wii Fit, I didn't realize that the balance board was calibrated for my ex's 20-lb. niece (best kid, I can't stand kids but I'd take five of her). I stepped on it and the Wii Fit software's response was basically "JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID YOU DO"

That's the reaction from the balance board no matter who steps on. Don't get all sadface about it, you nancy.