Borderlands

[Shit Dickface]

motherfuckerrrrrrrr

[BillyG]

Played for a few hours so far, and a LOT of fun. Not a huge fan of the highway system, and lack of fast travels, but still a ton of fun. Moxxi is hilarious. Need new weapons though!

[BillyG]

Wow, the fight against Knoxx comes up on you FAST. I was just fucking around doing bounty board missions then BAM time to fight Knoxx. You get to loot the armory, which is fun, except you only get 2 and half minutes, and there are a LOT of chests. And at the end are the new "ultra" loot chests, and I was trying my best to loot all of those. Don't worry about dying, when time runs out it will automatically remove you with no penalty.

And at first I was kind of pissed. I thought it was REALLY short, but then you get a whole new slate of quests, including the level 61 "raid" boss. Unfortunately it is only for level 61, and I am just barely going to hit 50 with my guy. Guess I need to play through again so I can hit 61 and get after it.

The thing that is odd that I've noticed, is all the enemies are level 34-40, but I've been 48-49. It made it a breeze but really weird for the enemies to be 10 levels under me. I read that everything was tougher and 3 or so levels above you. Oh well, so much fun, and I didn't get a new assault rifle so I think I'll be playing through to 61 again.

[wydren]

I'm still playing this game if anyone sees me online and wants to join in.

Also, the Underdome is a frigging pain.

[Captain Russ]

Getting tired of being raped by those Drifters.

Out of context, it sounds bad, but I know how the Federation felt when they went down to Klendathu.

[Abraham Smashington]

The only good bug is a dead bug.

[Chris Miller]

HATE.
LAST GUY.
SO FUCKING MUCH.

[nerdious dorkus]

??? Why? Because it was so stupidly easy?

[Shit Dickface]

Yeah what the hell that was a piece of cake

[Captain Russ]

Knoxx is no pushover though.

Unless you keep him on the other side of the crate and nuke his bitch ass.

The OG Bosshogg was a sad sack of mediocrity. Sorry Chris if it gave ya an rage-fueled aneurism.

Having said all that, the "secret but not so secret" boss is a cheap piece of indestructible shit designed to only frustrate and make one drink away the rape.

[Chris Miller]

Maybe I should point out how low my xbox ranking is in comparison to everyone elses. I'm bad at video games. I also am taking this guy on being only at level 32, and no matter which rock I hide behind or how often I strafe, I get killed before I get a chance to even use a med kit.

Also, I'm bad at video games (but I still like to play them).

[Captain Russ]

No worries on that front, fella. We can't all be asians.

You usin' the right weapon (thing's got a hefty amount of armor, which would make a corrosive gun the best choice)? Got the best shield you can find? Maxed your talents out on your health, shield, and chosen weapon?

If not, you might want to call a mulligan and retool some stuff.

[Chris Miller]

No armor on The Destroyer, actually, but I still may go level up more.

[Captain Russ]

ORLY?

I must have gotten Knoxx on the brain. Mea culpa.

Means it's probably the other way around and you should go a'searchin' for a flame-based weapon.

[Chris Miller]

Finally killed the guy today, once I found a pillar on the right to hide behind it was pretty simple.