Bart's Nightmare

[Anderson]

Playing it on the Genesis.


This game is kicking my ass.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck that game. So much hate as a kid,. The tomato throwing part always pissed me off.

[Luca]

Wow, you have a working goddamned Genesis? Fuck yeah, nigga!

[Abraham Smashington]

SNES > Genesis

[Luca]

I went from the NES straight to the PS2.

[Anderson]

I've found working SNES, NES and Genesis decks in the last month. So far, I've been buying games like crazy for them.

[Anderson]

Fuck that game. So much hate as a kid,. The tomato throwing part always pissed me off.

What's pissing me off is the main staging area. Having to hop on those pieces of paper to trigger the levels. It's a lot of shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

I went from the NES straight to the PS2.

CRASH IS NO MARIO GOOD SIR.

[Ed Hocken]

Except for the Simpsons' arcade game. All other console Simpsons games suck horrendously.

[Abraham Smashington]

Except for the Simpsons' arcade game. All other console Simpsons games suck horrendously.

QFT.

Except for Krusty's fun house or whatever the shit it was called.

[Ed Hocken]

Oh, the puzzle game where you kill mice? That was alright. Still, the console Simpsons games were way too difficult and even broken. Could anyone get through Virtual Bart? No way.

[Abraham Smashington]

Virtual Bart gave my SNES AIDS.

But I have a soft spot for Bart vs. The Space Mutants because hearing that theme music coming from my NES was fucking glorious as a kid. The game sucked, but goddammit I beat that fucker.

[Ed Hocken]

How did you get through the mall level? Good christ almighty.

[Abraham Smashington]

SHEER FUCKING WILL.

[Ed Hocken]

What the fuck was going through the minds of these programmers in the day?