Modern Warfare 2

[Captain Russ]

That's how I feel about L4D2. I've played it twice.

I tried it. I loved the melee additions, except for the fact that they break and some zombie Saigonwhore vomits on me when I am trying to save the idiots I am bundled in with, who seemingly need to be coddled every step of the fucking way toward shutting off the dumbshit siren before it hurts more.

Is it too late to add a subtitle to this sequel?

Here's one:

LEFT 4 DEAD 2: RAPE YOU.

Get it? Because you're being left for the dead to rape you. A lot. With the attachment Leland Orser used in Seven.

FPS can suck it this season. I am reverting to the me of weeks prior and playing RPGs and Rockband.

[nerdious dorkus]

Russ, how about you revert back to Borderlands?

[Captain Russ]

Because I've beaten the shit out of enough bugs and bandits to choke Galactus, I am wary of it.

But then again, I still haven't utilized Ghostgirl to her full potential, so I'll toss the "maybe" card into the hat.

[nerdious dorkus]

I thought you guys were hardcore. Stop complaining if it's too hard. Suckers.

[Abraham Smashington]

if what's too hard?

[nerdious dorkus]

L4D2.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's not that hard (for the most part haha), I just don't give a shit anymore. I'll probably sell it.

[nerdious dorkus]

You make me sad, Rob.

[Captain Russ]

Big difference between a hard game, where fun is still possible, and one where the difficulty curve is so steep, the punishment so severe, that masochists explode spontaneously.

Valve's head offices are located in either a dungeon, or you need to solve the Lament Configuration to open the portal to get there.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's just not fun anymore. I honestly wish I wouldn't haev bought it. I dunno, I'd rather play MW2 or AC2. Easily.

[Howard]

It's just not fun anymore. I honestly wish I wouldn't haev bought it. I dunno, I'd rather play MW2 or AC2. Easily.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

It's a pretty great game so far.

[Captain Russ]

The ending is hilarious.

[Abraham Smashington]

Is it bad I don't give a shit about the story? I have no fucking idea what the fuck is going on. But I'm loving the dungeons and shit.

[Captain Russ]

It's not as rewarding to not pay any attention to the story, because you miss out on the history class they jammed into the database.

Seriously, it is the best tour of Florence I've ever had. And this time I didn't get pickpocketed by gypos.