BioShock 2: Shock harder!

[Abraham Smashington]

Exactly. I beat the game and sold it the next day.

[Captain Russ]

Smart move.

Mine continues to collect dust.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Bangbus?

Brazzers.com is the new shit. but check out www.realitylust.com for some gems.

[Ed Hocken]

We're getting off topic here, how does this tie in with the milfhunter?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Milfhunter, Bangbus and Captain Stabbin are all part of Ox Cash/Reality Kings I believe...I've been with out my personal Porn Cruiser for some time now.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. You fucking porn freak.

[Nathan]

You have PhD in porn don't you?

[Ed Hocken]

He probably does. It was part of that Ron Jeremy fellowship he participated in some years back.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's ridiculous.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

You guys have no idea...Ron Jeremy is like an uncle to me...not in the Ari uncle kind of way though.

I met Bobby V at the grocery store I worked in. Bobby V comes through with Kobe Tai and some other broad on Thanksgiving buying turkeys and shit. I immediately recognize him and say "What's up Bobby, Happy Thanksgiving. I love your work." He smiles, says, "Thanks Kid" and walked out. The girls smiled at me. I went home and went blind...

[Abraham Smashington]

That's so fucked up. You know who these people are. haha. Jesus.

I know maybe 2-3 porn stars names, otherwise I do my dirty sinful business and close the window.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I have an addictive personality.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Tammy can you come out of the kitchen. Viv, Miles, Carter and Silas, come have a seat with Dad. Ari, you and sarah can come out too.

Bryan...it's time for an intervention.

[gravedigger]

I don't understand this thread at all. Rob doesn't like BioShock, there's some kind of weird porn coversation going on, what's next? Dogs and cats living together?

[Captain Russ]

Resume discussion of big sisters, and the possible inversion of the nuclear family in Bioshock (with little dads or whatever the fuck they're pulling out of the concept art studio).

Will it be less confined in setting? Will we be on the Emerald Isle, taking out Darby O'Gill and The Little People? When will Disney remake that awesome/fucked up film? Did the Banshee freak anyone else out when they were kids?