BioShock 2: Shock harder!

[Abraham Smashington]

http://kotaku.com/5167756/first-imag...-2s-big-sister

While the first wasn't the second coming like everyone kept trying to tell me (seriously, it was a damn good FPS but nothing more) I'm excited for the sequel. And "Big Sister" is so obvious, I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner.

[Ari]

I want to bang a Big Sister, but I'd be afraid to find they all look like Chyna under the helmet.

Actually, that wouldn't be a deal breaker.

[Nathan]

It visually incredible. But super easy. And the powers or whatever were mostly silly. Only a few were really useful.

[Abraham Smashington]

Exactly. The only good thing about the game was the atmosphere. Otherwise nothing special. And I've been saying that since the beginning. In fact, I remember almost not buying the game after the demo hit because I thought it was nothing special. Then I got a tooth removed, was on mad painkillers and ended up playing through the game and beating it.

The lack of customization (that was actually useful) was lame.

[Ari]

I still never picked the game up. It's cheap now, so I may, it's just I play more multiplayer than anything, so if a game doesn't have that, I usually skip it (or win one on the best website ever).

[Nathan]

Bangbus?

[Ari]

Nah, transgendermidgetamputees.com

[gravedigger]

Exactly. The only good thing about the game was the atmosphere. Otherwise nothing special. And I've been saying that since the beginning. In fact, I remember almost not buying the game after the demo hit because I thought it was nothing special. Then I got a tooth removed, was on mad painkillers and ended up playing through the game and beating it.

The lack of customization (that was actually useful) was lame.

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[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. I'm sorry. I refuse to be sucked into the circle jerk regarding Bioshock. It had great atmosphere and a decent story. But when the AI is that dumb, setting up traps is fucking pointless. It was one of the easiest FPS's that came out that year.

[Ed Hocken]

Jesus Rob, you ragged on Bioshock, you dislike Depeche Mode. What next? You're a rock-ribbed Republican?

[Abraham Smashington]

I ain't no Republican but I still don't get the love for Bioshock. What they promised and what we got were not the same. I didn't get all weepy when it came to the Little Sisters, didn't give a shit on harvesting them or not (only did one, and got the good ending) but really, I'd rather play COD 4.

[Ed Hocken]

I'm not saying Bioshock is the greatest goddamn thing in existence but it's still a helluva game. And you're right it's all about atmosohere, but the look of the game is pretty unique in my view.

[Abraham Smashington]

I never knocked on the look of the game. I knocked on the normality of it. On the surface it looks like there is a shit ton of options on how to play, but really, 2-3 plasmids and the shock shotgun is all you fucking need.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah and it's glorious.

Oh and the electrical chemical thrower. Damn thing makes me feel like a ghostbuster.

[Captain Russ]

Bioshock: Gorgeous game that lacked replay value.

The first time you go through it, there is that "holy shit I'm in an underwater steam-punk city" factor.

Now? Not so much.

Hopefully this new one will be a bit more robust in its game mechanics/contain some semblance of a multi-player system.