Mass Effect 2

[Abraham Smashington]

I left her to die in the original. Fuck her. haha.

[BillyG]

She's a mega bitch if you tell her you are helping Cerberus fight Collectors. She flips and calls you a traitor and shit. And Paragon Shep tells her to stop PMSing and come to work.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha, so glad I let her die.

Also, I dig on how they now usually end up giving you both Renegade and Paragon points during conversations. Especially since I tend to use my badassness to try and get shit done.

[BillyG]

I've only been prompted for both a couple times. Typically it's been one or the other. I had a really fast renegade option when talking to the reporter in the Citadel, I had like three seconds to pick it, and missed. I loved the Paragon option for the guy outside Afterlife. "Here's my gun. Want to start something?"

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh man, the reporter thing was great. If you would have gotten it, you just straight cold clock that chick and bust her lip open. Fuck her and her smear job from the first one. It's like someone punching Perez Hilton. It's not sad, it's hilarious.

[BillyG]

I had hoped it was that, or trashing the camera like I'm a rock star. I'm going fairly Paragon on this one, most of my conversations I go Paragon, but I am going to replay eventually as a cold hearted female Shep that is going to make Jack look like a puppy.

Are there any obvious reactions to the endorsements at the stores, or just the discounts?

[B_Metal]

Did they get rid of the shitty driving-landshark dealie from the original?

[BillyG]

Everything bad is gone.

[Abraham Smashington]

I had a good one with the Turian owner. He was slagging on humans so I renegaded his ass and told him that without us humans, they would have all been slaves because I singlehandly took on Saren while their leaders blew the fuck up in space. It was quite the verbal smackdown.

[Abraham Smashington]

Did they get rid of the shitty driving-landshark dealie from the original?

Yep. But lulz to people that couldn't get the hang of it. It wasn't that bad.

[B_Metal]

Yep. But lulz to people that couldn't get the hang of it. It wasn't that bad.

Well maybe you like shit gaming. Ever think of that?

[Abraham Smashington]

Well maybe you suck at games that aren't FPS's. Ever think of that?

[B_Metal]

Nope, I do just fine on games that are designed well and don't have SHIT controls.

[Shit Dickface]

MORDIIIIIIN

And the Archangel mission ohmygod so awesome

I had hoped it was that, or trashing the camera like I'm a rock star. I'm going fairly Paragon on this one, most of my conversations I go Paragon, but I am going to replay eventually as a cold hearted female Shep that is going to make Jack look like a puppy.

Are there any obvious reactions to the endorsements at the stores, or just the discounts?

Yeah, I'm doing a combo of what you and Rob are doing - mostly nice guy with an edge, but next time I'm going to go completely fucking evil skinpeeling gonna shoot you in the face cute spacechildren

Yep. But lulz to people that couldn't get the hang of it. It wasn't that bad.

It wasn't TERRIBLE, but it wasn't great. That being said, I kinda miss it. I wouldn't mind a mix of space-traversing in that thing along with the planet-scanning. Also I bought a bunch of shit at Omega before realizing that you can get discounts after talking to the second merchant. GGGGGGUHHHH.

[Captain Russ]

When I redux my Shepard as the "ultimate badass," Thane's mission will become a Gitmo simulator.

BAHLEEDAT