His friend Rachel better have fucked his brains out before and after he left, that's all i got to say about that
I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
"So you know how hard it is for me to give a shit and leave New Orleans,and I'm sorry I abandoned you to go to school and I know that video games helped you cope but if you don't quit gaming you will never get any money or help from me ever again."
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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