You never cried when you were a kid at certain children stories? Don't fuckin lie. Snowmen or snowpeople (Never saw a snowoman) are cute goddammit.
Oh I'm sure I did (don't remember at the moment) but not about snowmen. although there is a picture of me when I was 5 when I made a whole snowmen family. Complete with genitalia and for some reason, toilets.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
Ed, I don't think you had parents. I mean, you grew up in the 80's, never owned an action figure, have no fondness for Star Wars, and you've never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Ed, I have just proven you are not human. Now I need to find the correct sunglasses to view you in your true form.
I dunno what's funnier, the fact that those aren't the correct sunglasses. Or the fact the alien face was made to fit my facial expression. And as a result, I was given the Lloyd Christmas haircut from Dumb & Dumber.
"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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