Marvel Legends

[Abraham Smashington]

GODDAMMIT. YOU SHOW AFFLECK SOME GODDAMN RESPECT!

[Ari]

That figure blew ass biscuit.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

So would you say you like these more than the DC ones?

[Ari]

Yeah, I didn't need Affleck to stare at me at night like he is in the pictures.

I really like the Marvel characters more than the DC universe. And until Hasbro took over, I'd say I preferred Marvel Legends more. Now, DC Universe Classics are my main line of toys, but they can be harder than hell to find sometimes.

[Ari]

Series 4 brought the first female Marvel Legends figure, along with great renditions of Beast, Gambit, and Punisher. Once again, all four figures came with a large base and comic. Gambit's base was a piece of a downed Sentinel, a trend that started with the Magneto figure and would continue for a little while.

Beast was a great figure. He was fairly large, and had a jointed jaw. The likeness was dead on.

Gambit is damn good too. He has a cloth jacket that fits really well, a staff, and a glowing pink card tossing accessory which still falls out of his hands to this day.

Punisher is the best Punisher ever. His face sculpt is fucking perfect. He came with a few weapons, as he should. This still remains one of my favorite Legend's figures.

Elektra was the first female of the line, and she wasn't too bad. Her leg joints were odd and looked ugly as hell, but she had a great face sculpt and came stacked with sais and swords, all of which could be placed into a sheath on her back. The female Marvel Legend body would continue to evolve through the line, but female face sculpts rarely out did this.

The variant wasn't a variant at all, but a chase figure of an old Toy Biz Giant Man. Because it was an older figure, the articulation was extremely shitty. I never found him anyways. We'd get a real Giant Man later down the line, but completing him took me over 3 years.

[Abraham Smashington]

. We'd get a real Giant Man later down the line, but completing him took me over 3 years.

This sounds like an epic story waiting to be told. Like Fanboys. AHha.

[Corey]

It's to bad that Ari doesn't really have any of these toys, and just trying to sound cool.......

[Corey]

OK i joke... he really does have all of these and much much much more

[Ari]

The Giant Man story is filled with anger, tears, blood, semen, hookers, blow, death, violence, and ultimately, happiness.

[Abraham Smashington]

So it's an Oscar Contender then?

[Ari]

It will make you realize how toy collecting is not a hobby for pussies.

And you'll hate Wal-Mart even more.

[Abraham Smashington]

I used to do the whole shebang....waiting outside of stores, knowing the shipments, knowing the stockboys, etc.....

NEVAR FORGET!1!!11

[Captain Russ]

So you're saying you are Robert Evans?

[Nathan]

He's Robert Loggia.