Sideshow/Hot Toys 12-inch Figures

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

It think your Bryan scale meter is off by 7 or 8 inches.

19" -20" would seriously hurt...

[Ed Hocken]

:O

How the fuck could you walk if it was that long?

[gravedigger]

It's more of a pole vaulting motion at that point.

[Ari]

So while I usually stick with buying Star Wars 12 inch figures only, today I bought this: http://www.mwctoys.com/REVIEW_062409a.htm

He was too freaking amazing to pass up.

Then, I pre-ordered this: http://www.hottoys.com.hk/product.php?cat=66&pid=421

He comes with the cop outfit, the Joker outfit, 2 heads, a ton of accessories, and moving eyes.

Yes, HIS EYES FUCKING MOVE!

[Ed Hocken]

Now you can have The Joker watch you masturbate. Nice work, Ari

[Ari]

My dreams are becoming reality!

[nerdious dorkus]

Not really, Ari. Not until they make a actual size Natalie Portman doll. So only portions of your dreams. Sorry buddy.

[Ari]

I prey that never happens as I really don't want Sarah to divorce me.

[Ed Hocken]

I prey that never happens as I really don't want Sarah to divorce me.

I imagine she would wail on your ass with some kind of blunt object. I would say frying pan, but I'm gonna go with whiskey bottle.

[Abraham Smashington]

I dig on the Joker figure.

[Nathan]

I imagine she would wail on your ass with some kind of blunt object. I would say frying pan, but I'm gonna go with whiskey bottle.

C'mon Ed Hocken. Assault with a concrete dildo, all the way.

[Ed Hocken]

C'mon Ed Hocken. Assault with a concrete dildo, all the way.

I don't want to know what kind of equipment the Strozenberg's have. Although I bet he's not called "Schlonk" for nothin'.

[Nathan]

I was referencing naked gun.

[Ari]

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[Ari]

Some pics of my Godfather figure from Hot Toys: