Stuff I want...

[Captain Russ]

I miss generic space colonist Legos.

They'd end up meeting my xenomorph collection and laughs would be had for hours.

OH YOUTH, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME

[Abraham Smashington]

They still have all of those. Saw all of the old school shit at the lego store. Took everything not to buy a bunch of them,.

[B_Metal]

Lego doesn't build things to fall apart, they leave that to their K'Nex poop.

The only time they fall apart is when I drunkenly play with them. I had to put Slave-I back together and it sucked haha.

I would imagine Rob drunkenly playing with his star wars legos to be a pretty normal occurrence thus why I said glue them.

[Captain Russ]

I was sober when I did my construction jobs.

And I was 8.

Oh to be sober and 8 again...

[Abraham Smashington]

Lesley just bought me a snowspeeder with Wampa cave set I need to build this week. YESSSsss

[Captain Russ]

Fuck it, I'll take drunk and twentysomething.

So, how does one go to a toy store these days without looking like a pedo?

[B_Metal]

Mention you're buying it for your nephew. Or put your dick back in your pants.

[Captain Russ]

I was imagining just putting my knees in my shoes and Dorfing it, but that never works out.

I think I'll just amazon it.

Make it less awkward for everyone.

And that way, when I realize it's nowhere near as fun as it was back in the day, the return process won't be so weird.

[Abraham Smashington]

Dude, legos are still fun as fuck. That's what I was super worried about.

[B_Metal]

I'm just worried I'd lose a part and go all aggro and shit can all the legos because of it.

[Captain Russ]

I'm just worried I'd lose a part and go all aggro

You?

[B_Metal]

You?

[Abraham Smashington]

USE TUPPERWARE. Each bag gets its own tupperware container. Makes shit easy as fuck.

[B_Metal]

Truth be told my kids would break them apart on purpose then ask me to rebuild. That's not something I'm looking forward to.

[BillyG]

I still don't understand the Lego kits that are already supposed to be something. Point? DEFEATED